Where's the money gone? [A sleuthing special]

Day 2,428, 10:52 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Rob the Bruce

Right so somebody tried to impeach BigAnt, it failed. Mkay.

So then some eCommie money was lost down the back of some backwater sofa somewhere. At roughly the same time, Huey George is sacked as MoF and replaced by some serbian bloke that unfortunately isn't SerFartsalot, thus a crap-tier serb.


INCORRECT USE OF MEME OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So after Huey George got the sack, his lovely org which was meant to start giving me and a bunch of other nice gentlemen some cash had its password reset.



And now all the money's gone. AWWW HELL NAW I INVESTED IN THAT



Right so detective me has done some sleuthin' so we can all assign blame



Right, here's some facts I've cobbled together

1. Based off when articles were written, the password for the ol' Equitable Pioneers org was reset after the cabinet reshuffle, and so after the impeachment law, and the first theiving from the eComitern.

2. Thanks to fact 1 and this PM*, we can safely assume BigAnt is a liar:


*From a group PM of a bunch of Pioneers panicking

2 version B: UNLESS he's a moron confusing that org with the commie org. We'll disregard that as technically BigAnt is a moron anyway...

3. PCP was also robbed at some point idk.

4. BigAnt lied again and said he'd give Huey his access back, he hasn't, not one single Pioneer can get into their own bloody org at the moment.

5. Only Huey had the password to the Equitable Pioneers, meaning that in order to get into the org one would have to:

a. Have 1337HAXORSKILLZ

OR

b. BigAnt could get the admins to reset the password for him.

SPECULATION TIME

ASSUMING 5b, BigAnt was the one that emptied the org, unless Huey did it himself which makes about as much sense as appointing Sir Robert V as MoD, which, as we now know he's a theif, could mean he's robbed those lovely communist chaps as well.

However also assuming 5b, BigAnt could've given all the org passwords he had on him to his shiny new Serbian MoF, and in fact that fellas been systematically nicking people's money from gov loaned orgs and the Serbian PTO is now in fact in full swing.

Either way, there's one simple solution that's now not available for seven days due to a (I'm assuming tactical) failed impeachment.

SO CONGRESSMEN, AS SOON AS WE'RE ABLE AGAIN WE NEED TO IMPEACH BIGANT

This will allow us to:

A. Have the orgs back, and reset all the passwords, and give relevant accessless orgs back to their respective owners
B. Sack the Serbian ministers and get some better people in.
C. Not have to read anymore of BigAnt's awful CP articles
D. Have a Spamican CP.

So no drawbacks, then. Just a case of convincing V... oh god convincing V. Meh I'll save that for another time.

TL😉R
1. MONEY'S GONE
2. BIGANT'S FAULT
3. IMPEACH
4. or not.... bloody V

-Rob the Bruce
inb4 "told you so"
inb4 some mention of Appleby
inb4 Dapper makes a fool of himself

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