What Canada Wants
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by Jacobi
There's been some interesting articles in the UK media by a Canadian fellow named Augustus Baldwin. You may remember him as the fellow who spent his pre-war time trying to bring down my government.
He does not speak for me. He does not speak for Canada. It is really unclear if he even speaks for himself half the time.
Anyways, we're apparently not friends anymore, but that doesn't mean that anytime we win back a region the vast majority of Canadians want to gloat about it or to write "lulz, epic fail!" in the British media.
No. All Canadians really want is our country back.
That's it. There's nothing beyond that at this point. The minute we get our country back, we're not going to immediately conspire to declare war on the UK and extract revenge, or plan some big massive putsch through to Hungary to regain our military pride. We're probably going to breathe a collective sigh of relief and get back to the messier task of rebuilding a country that has been utterly smashed.
Maybe not as much fun, but much more necessary.
So when I see British citizens, I look at the ones who fought red because they would prefer the days when we were allies, and I think about how we will re-establish friendly nations between our two governments. And really now, there's only one thing in the way: Alberta.
We want it back and I think at this point everyone knows we're not going to magically give up tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, or however long it will take to get it back. We were the people who would rather our country be wiped off the map than to give away a single province in a contract. Its just not us.
So I'm talking to your government, and I'm hoping that we can have a peaceful resolution that's mutually satisfactory for all of us and, just as importantly, can serve as the starting point to rekindling the friendship between Canada and the United Kingdom.
It has to start somewhere...let it be Alberta.
John "Jacobi" Carpenter
Prime Minister of Canada
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😃 Never listen to Augustus Baldwin ~
Go Canada!
This is how you should play a game
As the eCanadian ambassador to the eUK, I support this collaborative effort.
Love y'all. 🙂
Great article as always Jacobi. Nice to see Canada at least trying to reach out to the UK. Hopefully they will be willing to listen.
"All Canadians really want is our country back."
Can't get any truer than that! Go Canada!
UK, we still love ya, you helped us a lot in a past. Elect different leadership and we'll welcome you with open arms 🙂
one suggestion for eUK. Sell their regions for 500 fold for each 🙂 Alberta for 1000 Gold 😁)
lol AB is just having fun .... without guys like him this game would not be the same awsome ness
Volonir, the eUK only has one Canadian territory, and thats Alberta 😛
JeepAmerica, ok then, the cost of Alberta increasing to 3000 gold $))))
"That's it. There's nothing beyond that at this point. The minute we get our country back, we're not going to immediately conspire to declare war on the UK and extract revenge"
but, on the other hand.....can we?😛
For once, a Canadian article I can respect
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I respect Canada and have nothing against the Canadians.
I had the unexpected opportunity to visit Nova Scotia in the last few days, and found Canadian hospitality wonderful.
I would love to visit Alberta. I've heard the Canadian Rockies are even more beautiful than the maritime coast. (though, no lox or lobsters. 🙁 ).
And by my avatar and nationality, I'm sure you can tell where my sympathies lie.
But I strongly believe that one of the key reasons why so much of Canada has been liberated, is that there are many UK citizens who read their media, listen to the MoD orders, and then silently, in the privacy of their own homes, make a choice based on conscience, and hit that "Red" button.
@ GLaDOS - Ouch, so cold!
Anyways,
I ♥ the people of the eUK.
But I don't think PEACE GC, GLaDOS or Hassan et al. have any ♥ for us.
You can't make me be friends with traitors. Maybe if they apologize then fine, but besides that then never! Muahahaha. They are PEACE and they occupied our territories for them and you want to be friends? Maybe even one up and butt buddies? No thanks.
I appreciate the brits who are with us but their government is still our enemy and if they vote them in again it means the majority of brits are against us.
And EW, Glados likes this article, blah.
I accidently voted for this without reading it when I followed the link Jacobi posted ordering everyone in Canada to vote it up...
Does no one respect the fact that the 'vote' button is only for articles people like/find interesting?
PS: In my defense, if your President was reminiscent of Milton from Office Space then you would try and overthrow his government too...
Its nice to see your willing to work with us 🙂
I've said it before on the eUK forums and I'll say it again here.
I'm really disappointed that Canada got completely destroyed. I don't think they deserved it, and unfortunately I don't see PEACE giving their regions back any time soon.
Hope you guys do get your regions back, and I would completely understand if you attacked us in the future. If you do though, hopefully afterwards we can call it even and chill. 😛
So now all we or more to the point the honourable people of the eUK have to do is break the arrogance of the leaders of the eUK and get them to talk to us.
As an eCanadian, I won't ever forgive the eUK until they toss out Hassan, Dishmcds and Glados. Just a month and a half ago, eCanada and eUK were the closest allies. Then Hassan came into power, and betrayed us.
I can't forgive a country that's run by traitors.
Now that we've gained Alberta, Canada isn't looking so small anymore. I'm so proud we have gained it back, and now we just need to work on rebuilding !