Well, there's always friendship...

Day 1,907, 18:54 Published in Finland Finland by drumhero

So, times aren't looking good for us in the north here.
The pink devils are eating Finnish and Swedish territory, while Canada is under influence from the deep red of evil.

This would be the time I would give up and to flee to some country like Uruguay, but instead, I laugh at the Polanders! If anything, they have strengthened the bond of Asgard, and have made us even stronger than before!

So go ahead Poland, wipe us off the map, taunt us, blurt false news, but just remember, unlike you and your puppets, Asgard fight for each other, helping each other through the good and the bad! And that's what makes an alliance, not having 10/10 bonuses, not having 20+ puppets, just pure trust and friendship among nations!

As I wrap this up, I'll say one thing:
THIS IS ASGARD!