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Weekly Investment Report [Dueling Ponzi Scheme Part 3]

Day 837, 23:46 • Published in Canada USA

• by Woxan

How can you not trust this logo?

GENTLEMEN, I am here to make you a proposition. As known by many, I have a long list of surviving business partners and a high degree of trustworthiness. I mean, just look at my latest deal down in Australia:

But enough about my credentials, and onto my proposition. You donate me your gold. What does this accomplish? Gold sitting in your accounts is bad. By keeping it out of the economy, you harm us all. I do you a personal favor and benefit the ENTIRE country by taking the gold off your hands.

"What if I miss my money?"

"CRY SOME MORE"

Invest in a trustworthy Ponzi scheme today!

Part 1
Part 2

SMALL PRINT (Jewitt Style): Disclaimer: I have no intention of honouring any contracts that come of this, or in refunding any gold sent.

Comments

Tyler F Durden Day 837, 23:46

Hat trick!

\o/

jbdivinus Day 837, 23:47

2000 subs. This guy must really know what he's doing with all that cash hes been getting.

Mimzil Day 837, 23:48

How can I trust that logo?

Halfie Day 837, 23:49

😃

St Krems Day 837, 23:52

😁

Chisholm Day 837, 23:54

I implore you to follow this mans advice. By holding the money you're being UNPATRIOTIC AND NOT HELPING THE CAUSE. Donate today 😁

Tyler F Durden Day 837, 23:55

I'll invest today!

Joshua Patterson Day 837, 23:59

I agree with Woxan.

Plugson Day 837, 23:59

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But do I really need to only invest in one when chances are one company funnels into the next under it.

Think about it, a pyramid is really just an upside down funnel. By putting your money in one, you put your money in all of them.

Ha! There's no need to make a choice among your 3 (or more) ponzis. All is one and one is all!

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BlargBlargBlarg Day 838, 00:19

Seems legit to me.

Bristel Akina Day 838, 01:36

I'm putting my Gold in now!

Pa3k org Day 838, 03:30

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Cold Hearted Snake Day 838, 06:26

I love the honesty in his non-honesty, gotta love an honest thief.

RomanEmpire Day 838, 07:31

I can't see how this could possibly go wrong, seems legit to me.

Xacerbate Day 838, 08:14

I am an unofficial partner of woxan, so feel free to send gold to me too 😃

screamingslave Day 838, 11:19

ewww the cibc was the only canadian bank that got boot fucked by the recession. the rest of them are posting record profits.

logo theft fail my friend!

Joe Newton Day 838, 13:50

I donated my dog!

AugustusV Day 838, 14:53

Lol Woxan you bastard, CIBC is a legit bank.

I made it 10 months ago and it has yet to receive ONE complaint. I have connections with people like Enoch Root and John Sykes.

CIBC is not a ponzi scheme but I still loled. 😛

I'll consider this a prank. 😉

Ingo Castilho Day 838, 15:06

Would be crazy not to invest!

Woxan Day 838, 15:15

Octavian, I just wanted to join the bandwagon.

Dr. Tran Day 838, 15:50

HaHa this man seems trust worthy🙂

Diraska Day 839, 07:35

I invested in Woxan one month ago and I just bought my third Q5 House! I really only needed the one, but I couldn't help myself! 😃

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