We got bored of waiting USA
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by Viperb10
After months of you boring and pointless threats to invade the USA you decide to attack Japan so we decided you needed your mouths shut.
The names you once knew these regions by are being changed so they don't ruin our image
Connecticut soon to be new coventry
Delaware soon to be Devon mark 2
New Jersey we named that so no need for change
Massachusetts soon to be Masschester
Pennsylvania soon to be pennyville
Rhode Island soon to be drive on the left-side of the Road
Now we aren't after total conquest of the USA we just want our colonies back so expect redcoats knocking at your door asking for the taxes you owe us since your "revolution" made us lol and we decided to let you look after our land for a while.
Remember all taxes go to this man now and all your dollars are to be burnt and replaced by the glourious pound.
This is a moment of our glorious invasion
well thats all for now so remember these 10 new rules:
1.Get a British passport
2.Union jacks only
3.No dollars only pounds
4.Woldy is PM
5.Don't threaten UK
6.Redcoats are no jokes
7.All avatars must included the union jack or woldy
8.If we have a war you are all expected to die.
9.English breakfast every morning
10.It's colour not color
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Agreed 100%.
To UK: we are not worried about u, so thats y ur winning u can take the states but we will get them back + BTW i also consider the UK cowards for attacks at this time
colour not color!
honour not honor!
armour not armor!
GO UK!
GO GBP!
GO LEFT-SIDE DRIVING!
I thought you all got mad at the US for 'using' you? Isn't that why you joined PEACE? Seems like you are being used by Hungary, Iran, and Indo now. What does UK have to gain from this? There are 20 activated MPPs against you now. We are hosting war games so you know our MPPs aren't going to expire. Be sure your friends keep paying to keep your MPPs up...don't want to get caught like France or Japan without any!
Up the rebels
Down King George
WE DONT CARE IF WE LOSE ARE REGIONS. WE JUST KEEP RESISTANCE WARS.!
Aaron S we don't have to worry about that we are in phoneix now france and Japan aren't.
You lost me at that hideous flag.
We don't speak to bitches. Tell your masters in Hungary to speak directly to us.
A brit runs into a dentist office and shouts "you've got to help me, I think I'm a moth". The dentist said "but I'm a dentist, you need a psychiatrist" "I know" said the brit moth man. "So why did you come in here?" asked the dentist.
"The light was on".
Give us more of your delicious fail, eUK, it tastes grrrrrreat!
Yes, yes, Phoneix will protect you. Because you supply them iron.
no?
Oh, then something right?
no?
Oh, but you've helped them so much with the blocking, right?
oh, they won't need that for long and have their own problems to worry about. Oh.........
Well, good luck with that then.
oh yes that states you have taken are so key.
Delaware is so important to our national goals.
And that is coming from a RL Deawaean.
If you are so tough come to Florida or California. But both of us know you won't.
And both of us also know we'll be getting all of these states back in due time. It is just what we did to Columbia and France way back when. So when you get forcibly removed do remember to pick up your trash on the way out.
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Let's see how long you hang on to the regions we GAVE you.
Sounds like fun to me. RWs and tea parties!
We were winning all of the regions that you guys "took" Our president decided to GIVE you them. Just wait and see what happens.
UK = epic fail 🙂
Implying that the eUK can actually win a war.
Also, color.
@Andy Costello hows about USA grow some bollocks and follow up on their threats of iunvading us because we both know they won't
NVM on the blocking, you failed at that too 🙂 But in the interest of being "nice", you guys are doing a great job. Seriously, now go ahead and grab yourself an ice cream cone, you deserve it.
...and to think I already dumped all my tea into the Hudson last week.
Oh well, time to get the guns out and turn around for a week or so and flick off this pesky fly from the eUSA's back.
Brolliance today,
Brolliance tomorrow.
eUK fail.
After all that work, you think you're so great, then you attack Pennsylvania?
What a bunch of idiots.
Have fun getting butthurt by Canada.
eUk = Colombia Lite. Same lame taste but now caffeine free!
>Redcoats are no jokes
loled heartily
>It's colour not color
My rage knows no bounds.
Left side driving isn't so bad, its those darn round-abouts that I don't like. And the magic round-abouts? WTF?
lol We are just setting up some RW medals for our citizens. When the time comes you will be our bitches.