This was a success
Day 655, 13:08
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by Emerick
California,
HOLY GOD WE WON THIS IS AWESOME
Ok, before we get too excited, let's go over a few things. First, don't buy schwag, it'll just give you a headache. Second, don't eat the brown acid. I had a bro who got some bad acid, and now he's in the mental hospital, talking to plants and chewing off his hair. Third, always vote for Schwarzenegger. Always. This isn't an endorsement, it's an executive order.
Now, before I continue, I'd like to send out my condolences victims of the http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090902/ap_on_re_as/as_indonesia_earthquake>recent earthquake in Indonesia. We're enemies in a game, but I don't wish any ill will on you in real life. I hope that anyone injured has a speedy recovery.
On the North American front, it's late summer, which means http://www.longislandpress.com/2009/09/02/images-from-the-california-wildfires/>California wildfires. In most areas, it would be a cause of concern, but Californians seem to be enjoying the fire., apparently mistaking it for the "most badass http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_Man>Burning Man ever."
Most Californians are happy to be home. Here's a picture that the Governator sent me, to show me how happy he is to be back
Good stuff.
Other Things
YO DOG I HEARD YOU LIKE DOWNFALL SO I MADE DOWNFALL MOVIES SO YOU CAN FALL DOWN WHILE YOU LAUGH
Watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz2hmqhZxLM>Downfall of PEACE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV4gJN29ccE>Downfall of Indonesia
Oh yeah. Feels good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWOsbGP5Ox4>Let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
HOLY GOD WE WON THIS IS AWESOME
Ok, before we get too excited, let's go over a few things. First, don't buy schwag, it'll just give you a headache. Second, don't eat the brown acid. I had a bro who got some bad acid, and now he's in the mental hospital, talking to plants and chewing off his hair. Third, always vote for Schwarzenegger. Always. This isn't an endorsement, it's an executive order.
Now, before I continue, I'd like to send out my condolences victims of the http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090902/ap_on_re_as/as_indonesia_earthquake>recent earthquake in Indonesia. We're enemies in a game, but I don't wish any ill will on you in real life. I hope that anyone injured has a speedy recovery.
On the North American front, it's late summer, which means http://www.longislandpress.com/2009/09/02/images-from-the-california-wildfires/>California wildfires. In most areas, it would be a cause of concern, but Californians seem to be enjoying the fire., apparently mistaking it for the "most badass http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_Man>Burning Man ever."
Most Californians are happy to be home. Here's a picture that the Governator sent me, to show me how happy he is to be back
Good stuff.
Other Things
YO DOG I HEARD YOU LIKE DOWNFALL SO I MADE DOWNFALL MOVIES SO YOU CAN FALL DOWN WHILE YOU LAUGH
Watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz2hmqhZxLM>Downfall of PEACE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV4gJN29ccE>Downfall of Indonesia
Oh yeah. Feels good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWOsbGP5Ox4>Let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
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mr Terminator is back! 🙂
VOTED
UR THE best US president
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Eugene Harlot...
Nice, gratz you guys!
\o/
I like schwag.
Super Easy.
Fake.
i didnt read this article
We have reclaimed California and my heart is happy but far from content for we still have half a nation to free, from the grips of tyranny. 🙂
I ask that PEACE remember the words of my favorite president as we begin to roll them back.
"Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it."
-Abraham Lincoln
Call it an I Told You So. lol
Devan Kronos
Quack
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/eusa-conquers-california-925980/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/eusa[..]/1/20
Feels good man
Ohai PEACE xD
Wewt! 😃
I'M DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/indonesians-begin-investing-in-swimsuits-926427/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/indo[..]/1/20
A few weeks ago, I asked Astra Kat G who she was going to vote for. She said "I don't know, blah blah blah, Emerick would be the funniest president, blah blah blah" ...
Well, I guess I did right to tune out the blah blah!! Thanks for keeping us laughing in our guns, Prez!
PS : It's "condolences", not "condolenses" 😉
18 th 19th and 20th denied.
18 th 19th and 20th denied.
Emerick!
You are Super President!
All eAmericans are proud of you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnDR8OngS1U&feature=related" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnDR8OngS[..]ated
I prefer this, actually. 😃
I'm happy because the way the wind has blown the smoke away from the fire, I can still actually breathe!
Romania Hacked!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/romania-hacked--926274/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/roma[..]/1/20
ALL HAIL Führer Emerick!
YOU ARE BEST PRESIDENT OF OUR COUNTRY! i hope Indonesian president is getting Impeach cause lost California to CSA!
"HOLY GOD WE WON THIS IS AWESOME
Ok, before we get too excited, let's go over a few things. First, don't buy schwag, it'll just give you a headache. Second, don't eat the brown acid. I had a bro who got some bad acid, and now he's in the mental hospital, talking to plants and chewing off his hair. Third, always vote for Schwarzenegger. Always. This isn't an endorsement, it's an executive order."
Funniest President EVER.
Sorry to hear about the earthquake, condolences.
EMERICK! EMERICK!
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: huge success.
way to go guys 🙂
You, Sir, are a gawd-damned, gen-you-wine American hero. Saaaalute.
And, btw: LOL @ "Lost my job as a rickshaw driver". That's the funny right there.
LOL, revenge taste so sweet.
Wild fires in California are like leaves turning brown in New England.
It's just a sign of the season.
Can I vote for you twice?
Emerickmaxx
Nice now all we got to do is take out Russia. Anyone want to show them why the real Russia never attacked us in the Cold War?
"Nice now all we got to do is take out Russia. Anyone want to show them why the real Russia never attacked us in the Cold War?"
There be nukes in this game?
It's my lucky day. I clicked on three links from Emerick and wasn't rickrolled once.
Love the videos BTW.
Westcoastmaxxx!
Defeating the Russians will be as easy as getting a Cossak Hammered... which is pretty easy
I LOVE IT lol
ILU EMERICK
GET TO DA CHOPPA... AND FLY BACK TO CALI!
It's so good to have my home back! And soon Indonesia will be completely off US soil! Russia... you're next. 😎
AMERIMAXXXX!
The CSA lives on!
SF, here I come! It feels great to be home.
"... a state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness..."
Let us free our newbs from Russian bondage next. The South has risen!
You know I've almost forgotten how mad I was at you for making a treaty with PEACE. 🙂
*laughs* Yeah, that is pretty much what I said. XD (Re: Zheng He's comment).
That second video is actually really funny.
So, I guess that means admin DON'T favor PEACE now?
emerick is my /b/rother 😃