The OG: Another Way To Die?

Day 478, 18:15 • Published in Canada Romania • by BogdanFV
A Little Optimistically Negative Article

Hey, I'm retired from almost everything in eRepublik except the actual living so I thought I'll release one more article from the trusty OG.

People inspired me to keep this running for my own benefit and for the sake of my loyal subscribers (I am happy I do not have Media Mogul due to buying it, I rather have active sla...er, supporters!)

I have chosen to interest myself in some possible international scenarios that might affect Canada in the near future with the money I gained from my oil tycoon-ing. If someone guesses the "secret super spy" 'org' I use to run and finance my schemes I give them three dollars (Canadian!).

USA Wants A Merger?
"Another ringer with the slick trigger finger
For Her Majesty
Another one with the golden tongue
Poisoning your fantasy
Another bill from a killer
Turned a thriller to a tragedy"
Tons of articles about this in the USA media. Seems a lot of people want the USA merge with Canada. I find that funny. Most of the authors seem to be interviewing anonymous Canadians who drool at the sight of the American flag and a debt-ridden war with Mexico at their doorsteps. Never heard of these Canadians because as far as I am concerned, the only country taking any region in Canada will be the following:


For the Americans wanting to "help" Canada out, Nave failed 8 months ago, a contracted merger won't help the matter 😉

Indonesia Extends Its Arms Through Alaska
"Another tricky little gun
Giving silence to the one
That will never see the sunshine
Another inch of your life sacrificed for your brother,
In the nick of time
Another dirty money "heaven sent honey",
Turning on a dime"
You know, this whole massive Indonesia-Romania war taking place is making it hard to track which region is in who's hands. Guess what? When Indonesia captures one more territory in Russia it will be bordering Alaska. We all know that if Indonesia is at North America's doorstep, it will be able to steamroll through the desolate northern stretches of Alaska and the Canadian Arctic. We have no defence systems there and no hospitals, and most of all no population. Its a doomsday scenario but one that creeps ever closer with the PEACE vs ATLANTIS eruptions in the far east.

We Piss PEACE Enough...France In Nova Scotia
"Another girl with her finger
On the world singing to
you what you wanna hear?
Another gun thrown down and surrendered
Took away your fear
Hey!
Another man that stands right behind you
Looking in the mirror"
Pretty sure everyone realizes that we are at war with France. This whole "we attack them as a countermeasure for ATLANTIS" is not going to work soon. ATLANTIS is not there to back us up. I am sorry to tell you. Everyone is busy FIGHTING A WAR. I'm sorry guys, but whoever is planning Canada's strikes into France has to fucking realize that the MPPs we are turtling behind are worthless with Romania and USA both crapping themselves in Mexico and Europe. We have only ourselves to rely on for the time being. If France, aka, the PEACE nations defending it, shift into Canada through Nova Scotia, I am sorry to say, they can roll right through, am I right?

Bruck Hits The Green Button
"It's another way!
Shoot 'em up, bang bang!"
The "Green Button" was a switch I placed into Canada's Nunavut HQ while the capital was there and I was the Prime Minister. When pressed, "Two Four" crates of Molson will be launched from several silos throughout Canada and parachuted into most major cities in the country. At the same time, it will disable all electricity in Canada. You can guess what happens next.

Bruck, this Canadian's for you!

Thanks for reading,
Banach
Media Mogul-But-Not-Really-Yet