The Canonization of Jacobi: Part II
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William Duncan
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2.1. Jacobi is a Prophet and Can See Into the Future
2.1.1 The Testimony of Banach:
“Jacko, why are you insisting on Florida? Its getting taken over soon. Do you think one state can support 5 thousand people?”
“I say move to Asturias, Spain. Its safer than New Jersey. Or Canada.”
- Banach, then leader of the CRM private army/resistance group, which totally isn’t political, before he ran for the Country presidency;
- Current Congressman and official spokesman for the CPF political party, which was created to run Banach for Country president;
- A Proposed Deputy Minister of Defense
Notice how St. Jacobi demonstrated his prophetic powers by denouncing this false prophet:
1. Florida was never taken over or even attacked
2. Canada was soon liberated and given a Q5 Hospital
3. Florida did support a population of over 5,000
4. Asturias was totally conquered by France
St. Jacobi could see the future; his detractors cannot. Unfortunately in eCanada a few people still follow and believe in the false doctrines of these impostor prophets.
Source: http://ecanada.ws/forums/viewtopic.php?p=27252#p27252 , http://ecanada.ws/forums/viewtopic.php?p=25022#p25022
2.1.2 The Testimony of Bruck, an Impostor Saint:
“This [the Bruck’s Cannucks Private Army] has nothing to do with politics
I have no intention of returning to politics”
- Bruck, the self-proclaimed “Commander-in-Chief” of all Canadians in the Bruck’s Cannucks, which group erroneously confuses Bruck, the Persecutor of Saints, with the actual Saint and only duly elected Commander-in-Chief of eCanada, St. Jacobi;
- currently a member of Congress;
- Proposed Cabinet Member (Office of Strategic Services, whatever the heck that is) in the jbdivinus’ cabinet.
Notice how St. Jacobi not only revealed for eCanada a Wolf in Sheep’s clothing but also denounced another false prophet:
1. The Country president is, in fact, the Commander-in-Chief of the Army, not Bruck;
2. Congressman and proposed cabinet member Bruck did, in fact, return to politics;
3. St. Jacobi revealed to eCanada that at least the Bruck part in Bruck’s Cannucks had, in reality, everything to do with politics, contrary to what Bruck said
Source: http://ecanada.ws/forums/viewtopic.php?p=25306#p25306
2.1.3 Jacobi Prophesies; Knows the Secret Thoughts of Men:
“They [Banach, Bruck] don't know the full picture, and considering that the leadership of these resistance movements have been against me since June 6th, I'm no more interested in their advice now that they are attempting to cloak themselves in the flag than I was when they were more nakedly political.”
- St. Jacobi, prophesying the future of eCanadian politics
“Jacobi 34 minutes ago
Jacobi Cabinet: 26 members JB Divinus Cabinet: 34 members How come the people who hated on me for having a large cabinet support JB's?”
“Bruck 4 minutes ago
Just because he's not you Jacobi 🙂
”
Notice how St. Jacobi successfully augured the future and could see into the hearts of men. The people he was referring to have once again become nakedly political, have since run for Country president; one is the official spokesman of a Top 5 Political Party, and both have joined a proposed cabinet.
Source: http://ecanada.ws/forums/viewtopic.php?p=39094#p39094 , Shouts
2.2. Jacobi’s Political Enemies Testify to His Greatness and Super Powers
2.2.1 The Testimony of Octavian F:
“Well first off, in his glorious 4 terms Jacobi has managed to run our economy into ruin.
Just look at all the industries. Apart from the failed tax policies, and the printing of money, the glorious PM has been unable to come up with any other solutions to our problems. The economy is a failure, I don't even have words for this. In 4 dam terms I'd assume someone would come up with more creative sh[*]t to solve our problems, but I guess I thought wrong.
Economy: FAIL
[…]
CAF/National Defense: FAIL
[…]
Being able or organize and remain functional in an emergency: FAIL”
- Octavian F, then Congressmen and member of Banach’s useless CRM “resistance group” (whatever happened to that, btw?), and more recently,
- Member of the a proposed cabinet
Notice how Octavian F freely calls St. Jacobi “glorious.” I agree: he is indeed very glorious, and also super fantastic fabulous. Also note that Octavian F is under the impression that St. Jacobi is super powerful, as he believes St. Jacobi has the power to destroy entire economies, armies and governments. St. Jacobi has, in fact, destroyed governments in the past: the eIranian administration was impeached because St. Jacobi’s prayer to make them look ridiculous was granted (thus showing the FSM’s divine favour enjoyed by eCanada and Jacobi.).
Source: http://ecanada.ws/forums/viewtopic.php?p=39094#p39094
2.2.3 The Testimony of Bruck, the Persecutor of Saints:
“Please correct me if I am wrong but can jacobi put anything to vote in game? Can he choose where to attack in game? NO
That is because erepublik does not recognize him as President since the country was lost. That is not to say those Canadian's here on our forums do not.
Disrespectful it is not unless you press those same claims on eRepublik itself.”
- Bruck, member of Bruck’s Cannucks, a private non-political army which recognizes Bruck as their “Commander-in-Chief” and not, for some reason, St. Jacobi
Notice how Bruck is under the impression St. Jacobi is not, in fact, Great. He seems to think that St. Jacobi does not have Super Powers, but behold, he does:
The eRepublik Wiki entry for President officially states:
“A President is an elected leader that should embody “the spirit of the nation” for the nation itself and the world.
Having the role of chief public representative includes personifying the continuity and legitimacy of the state and exercising the political powers, functions, and duties granted to you.”
I tried to look up “Commander-in-Chief of Bruck’s Cannucks,” but alas, it is not in the eRepublik Wiki; therefore, Bruck does not have Super Powers and cannot claim St. Jacobi does not. Nonetheless, the very desire of Bruck to wrongly assert that St. Jacobi did not have Super Powers is recognition of the general belief at that time in Canada that St. Jacobi did, in fact, have Super Powers.
Sources: http://ecanada.ws/forums/viewtopic.php?p=25906#p25906 , http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/President
2.3. Jacobi is Quotable
2.3.1 Emus
“You are an inflammatory emu. Nothing more can be said.”
- St. Jacobi, President of eCanada, speaking truth.
2.3.1 No.
“No.”
- St. Jacobi’s one word response to a series of articles from a terrorist organization that had infiltrated his cabinet, and eCanada’s congress. The terrorists threatened to reveal eCanadian and FORTIS military secrets to PEACE GC unless a monthly bribe was paid to them.
Notice Jacobi’s commitment to saintly principles:
1. He never gave in to the temptations of evil ones
2. He preaches the truth
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65Yk-NSB8vY&feature=related
Therefore, by the powers invested in my by the Church of the FSM, Jacobi is henceforth known as St. Jacobi.
Now I would like to formally end this Canonization ceremony with St. Jacobi's own prayer.
Let us pray:
"O Lord make my enemies ridiculous."
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Comments
Sutlerism for the win indeed!
No Emus!
677:1--MDCCLXXVI
ﻯ"eptember’s fifth week marks the final march to Fortress gate,
to reign in the pauper prince of this century’s fate.
Past beginnings mark a greater glory,
This time’s end leaves none for sorry."
So it was written and so it shall be done. Jacobi will lead us out of the wilds and into eParadise. 🙂
i think you might be projecting octavian
projecting?
projecting
ooooooo you mean the unconscious act of denial of a person's own attributes, thoughts, and emotions, which are ascribed to the outside world, like the weather, the government, a tool or another person or people. Projection is one of the most profound and subtle of human psychological processes, and extremely difficult to work with, because by its nature it is hidden. It is the fundamental mechanism by which we keep ourselves uninformed about ourselves. Humor has great value in any attempt to work with projection, because humor presents a forgiving posture and thereby removes the threatening nature of any inquiry into the truth.
Moving on,
WD, I'd suggest you stop cock-riding a failure. Especially when you wanna get elected. I feel so sorry for your partner.. such a nice guy.. He never deserved such a fool to work with...
kay, but it's still hard to outdo Bruck Almighty:
B is for Bruck Almighty, gazing upon his eclipsing glory burns out your very eyes.
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I should use that avatar again 😛
But seriously, you can't out Cult me
this part is funnier.
octavian. take some extacy or something your so angry man.
William Duncan, you once accused me of coming to a bizarre conclusion, but in this case, I think that description serves these two posts you just made. It strikes me as lacking in class and sensible decorum, and although I'm no expert on religion, potentially insulting to the sensibilities of potentially many people. I'm sure you could have come up with a better satire than this.
Cheers,
AR1ARX
Also, I love how people be hatin' on me.
You guys are the fire that I feed on. You give me great energy!
Hail Sutlerism!
Yeah Banach, somehow I feel the same way...
I don't remember doing anything wrong lately, just because we apparently don't see eye to eye makes me an attackable target I suppose. *sigh* Such is the life of a great man
I, for one, welcome our saintly overlord.
Though it should be obvious who the truly Divine one is. You can't spell JBDivinus without the Divine. Or something.
Lol what do you mean "immature", what was wrong with my comment?
And you should haven known that I am a passionate politician.
With all due respect, my attacks on my opponents have nothing to due with my ability to make economic decisions. My role is not a diplomatic one. Therefore it is YOU who should watch your language as you are running for PM. My is duty to watch the economy. We have two, totally different roles and obligations atm. 😉
And the only people who would want me out would be the jealous Dean22, or those who I have attacked politically. It would be unwise on your part to even consider their complaints.
But, I do understand that until you get elected, you don't want any flaming. Therefore, I will indeed try to oblige to your request...
Octavian. please take the hint. If you read my post you will see that there is no insulting language included, DESPITE the fact that this article angers me greatly. You may be passionate but that is no justification for your actions if you hope to further your political career.
There are more people who want you out, people who have pmed me. I am standing up for me and I exepect you to act in a manner worthy of the effort I am going to to keep you in. I dont want any vulgar or insulting language from you at all. not "until I am elected" but "while you are a member of my cabinet"
if you wish to continue this discussion I will be on IRC or available to be pm'ed. Don't reply again on this article, we are beginning to spam.
Fail article breeds fail comments.
you need an even bigger slap, son
Sorry, I know I said I'd drop this, but this is an article done in poor taste.
When I said "seig heil" in my article, I MADE SURE to refer it to Jacobi, and to not go any further with that topic, and even then it was still considered "inappropriate".
But what you are doing is like if I made direct references to Hitler and mocked the Jews, all in the name of some stupid online game politics. This is an online game, and you are directly mocking religion (both Christian, Jew, and Muslim, since your photos and words insult us all), I dunno about you, but this is taking it way to far.
I agree with PimpDollaz.
This thread = political suicide. Stay awaaaaaay.
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😃
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yah-yah
I am not sure I get it.
You're going to place Jacobi in front of a cannon?
Citizen B
This whole thing i starting to seem more like a cult.
A big disapointment is about the best i can stamp this article WD. First you are a far better man than this. Second the constent religous implication is personally offensive. Politics is polotics, religon is religon. You are seeking President not Pope. Please if you wish to declare Jacobi a saint, potition for an in game pope position. Until then keep them seperate. Lastly i truly feel this sorta of campaigning is not in the spirit of the DAL and would be shocked to find out that it is in the spirit of the CPP either, both parties that have chosen to support you, if this is to continue perhaps a reconsideration of whom they support is in order.
And Scorpius and DH think I took it to far? WD is slandering every single political opponent against him here.
It should also be knwon that Spencer Magee's Toronto Chronicle newspaper is not the CPF Press, nor is it a tool of the CPF.
Spencer Magee is a free citizen in the New World and has guarantees from the eRepublik laws vis a vis freedom of the press.
Sounds to me like somebody doesn't agree with the erep laws about freedom.
tisk, tisk.
Tyler F Durden is 100% correct.
Only "Moose Tracks" can be considered as the Official Party Newspaper, and conveyor of Party news.
😁
Now that sounds like a cult.
Sounds like an organized party.
What gives you the "super powers" to make him a saint?
@ supabeasty
I am a Bishop in eRepublik's Church of the FSM , which is an eRepublik group that broke from the the old Feudalist party. This was before WWIII when people had nothing better to do to encourage fun and activity.
So really he's a Saint of the Church of the FSM, which I totally have the power to do.
Blasphemy.
Mate, what've you been drinking and where can I find some?
This is all completely ridiculous. But funny enough that the person in the room with me said "Okay, if you're going to laugh that loud, you have to explain it to me."
2.1.2
Word.
I don't know if this is Epic or Awesome, but it's something!
wow i think i like the comment battle more than the article itself lol
QUOTE - A Proposed Deputy Minister of Defense - END QUOTE
Dont you mean this Months Deputy Minister of Defense 😉
@Scorpius - your an ass XD
@Octavian - I already said what I needed in the other article
@Banach - Agreed HAIL SULTERISM!
@WD - QUOTE - I am a Bishop in eRepublik's Church of the FSM , which is an eRepublik group that broke from the the old Feudalist party. This was before WWIII when people had nothing better to do to encourage fun and activity.
So really he's a Saint of the Church of the FSM, which I totally have the power to do. - END QUOTE
I Speak for many of the Citizens of Canada when I say, the Church has no Power in Canada. You have no power in Canada. Please continue with these articles it makes you look stupid, and you are loosing more respect and support by the minute.
@WD - Article completely BIAS. Pretty much talked crap about CPF. Your so called Saint is running for PP in CNC, hoping to win as to not support CPF ever and to support if you win or LOSE this election.
@Bruck - Agreed
HAIL BRUCK
HAIL SULTERISM
@Scorp - did I forget to say ur an ass?
@JB - u got this in the bag 😉
HAIL BRUCK
HAIL SULTERISM
Vote JB for FREEDOM, LIBERTY, CHANGE and DEMOCRACY.
WD is bringing Dictatorship and Saints to rule Canada 0.o