Teh Lulz Serbia, Teh Lulz
Day 782, 10:58
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by Graigon Holdings
One day Phoenix realized that the eUSA had taken away two of their high iron regions in Asia.
VAT IS EH USA?
Pen- I mean Phoenix, realized Serbia had liek a super active population and could use high iron.
Go for it honey!
With an ingenious plan, Phoenix called upon Pakistan.
Someone... needs me? OH BOY!
Pakistan quickly declared war and attacked Iran, activating a war with Turkey, Bulgaria, and Serbia.
I think the pic says it all.
The plan was flawless! Or was it...
You know what they say, getting news is always better then... wait...what?
Suddenly Romania appeared!
Ruh-roh!
Bulgaria, weakened from the land bridge, fell against the awesome power of Romania.
Honey, I just need to pickle some more cucumbers, I don't see why I can't go and use the bridge!
With this, Serbia has been perma-blocked, rendering the extremely expensive land bridge useless.
I think it's mandatory to throw this pic in when discussing Penix FAILure.
You know Serbia, Phoenix... I find this pretty lulzy.
Well, I hope you guys have fun doing nothing
With <3 from America, JeepAmerica
*This is purely for humor and is only for teh lulz. If you are offended by this, then you need to get off the internetz.
VAT IS EH USA?
Pen- I mean Phoenix, realized Serbia had liek a super active population and could use high iron.
Go for it honey!
With an ingenious plan, Phoenix called upon Pakistan.
Someone... needs me? OH BOY!
Pakistan quickly declared war and attacked Iran, activating a war with Turkey, Bulgaria, and Serbia.
I think the pic says it all.
The plan was flawless! Or was it...
You know what they say, getting news is always better then... wait...what?
Suddenly Romania appeared!
Ruh-roh!
Bulgaria, weakened from the land bridge, fell against the awesome power of Romania.
Honey, I just need to pickle some more cucumbers, I don't see why I can't go and use the bridge!
With this, Serbia has been perma-blocked, rendering the extremely expensive land bridge useless.
I think it's mandatory to throw this pic in when discussing Penix FAILure.
You know Serbia, Phoenix... I find this pretty lulzy.
Well, I hope you guys have fun doing nothing
😃
With <3 from America, JeepAmerica
*This is purely for humor and is only for teh lulz. If you are offended by this, then you need to get off the internetz.
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OMG BLANK AGAIN
Don't worry we will come for you soon! We know you are afraid and you should be because Karnatka will be in Serbian hands soon!
And, what's up on sunny Florida?
Do you want to go there again?
Becouse, ther's nothing left of it...
"*This is purely for humor"
really, where?
"With this, Serbia has been perma-blocked, rendering the extremely expensive land bridge useless."
And all Serbia has to do is give away bulgarian and turkish regions in RW to original owners, and voila - no more perma block.
You really didn't think this though a lot, did you?
Maxxie mah boy, it's a for fun article. You really think I care for the absolute truth?
Generation X, that made absolutely no sense. Last I look Florida has never been occupied by someone.
Bajke, why would we be afraid of you? You have to through the MPPs of India, then have to face the USA, who are MUCH stronger than you.
You guys, if your gonna troll an article, please do so correctly.
"Maxxie mah boy, it's a for fun article. You really think I care for the absolute truth?"
In order for your article to be funny or at least semi-successful at trolling, it needs to have some basis in truth. Yours doesn't. It's just stupid.
Where are the borders of human stupidity?
Beringh sea - Rio Grande river - Atlantic ocean.
Q5 LOL
hehe lol
"Generation X, that made absolutely no sense. Last I look Florida has never been occupied by someone."
That's true. Florida has never been occupied. What abaot rest of eUSA?
>:}| JESUS CHRIST IT'S A SERB! GET IN THE CAR!!
Truth is Max, you guys are stuck for an EXTREMELY long time. Notice your government has barely succeeded with the RWs? It's called two clickers, and they make your life a lot more difficult. Now that you have to tank your own regions just to get rid of them, do you think that you have been in any way successful with this land bridge? The amount of GOLD wasted on this thing is tremendous, and has absolutely NO return from it. My article does have truth to it, and that is the fact that Phoenix has completely and utterly failed.
Generation, before trying to jab at someone for stupidity, learn to spell. Thanks.
I miss when trolls trolled in another language...
Voted, lolz.
johnpauljones
damn it man,you first need to fix your keyboard and then to comment...you know with your caps lock key jammed your comments looks even more stupid, if that is even possible 😛
"Truth is Max, you guys are stuck for an EXTREMELY long time."
How long does it take for an RW to finish? 24 hours? OMFG it's such an EXTREMELY LONG TIME!!!11
"Notice your government has barely succeeded with the RWs? It's called two clickers, and they make your life a lot more difficult. Now that you have to tank your own regions just to get rid of them, do you think that you have been in any way successful with this land bridge? The amount of GOLD wasted on this thing is tremendous"
Really? Tremendous? Let's see, there is an RW in Eastern Anatolia, its in border area currently, with 17 hours to go. The wall is only 40600, even if we would have to tank it all down, it would not take TREMENDOUS amount of gold to do so.
The article was pathetic enough but you've taken it up a notch with your comments.
Face it, you really don't know anything about Erep or Erep strategies.
Jeep, you know an article is a success, when you get moar Serbs commenting on it than anything else. o/
@Hobitnjak - swing and a miss champ, try again - only .lookup meme
@MaxHarcore
nemoj da flejmujes odmah,pusti ljude ako se budes raspravljao sa njima to ima da potraje,oni nemoz' da ukapiraju da je 2+2=4 a ti im nesto tu objasnjavas 😃
Men,this is so funny..😃 Land bridge izn't important? ahahha
Lolsauce.
stvarno bre,man' te amere,imamo i lepih clanaka u nasim novinama 🙂
I'm offended by the lack of humor in this article. Jokes this bad should be punished by execution.
Max, with your comment right there you proved you don't understand Erepublik strategies. Besides the fact that this land bridge has been in disuse for several weeks (a fairly long time), I'm pretty sure infrastructure costs money, and you guys destroyed a lot of it.
Calling something "pathetic" because your tunnel vision of thought blinds you to the fact that other countries actually own things that cost money, and the fact that this land bridge cost Bulgaria's sovereignty!
Oh and JPJ \o
johnpauljones
why should I try again,It's waste of time to talk with you...
"I'm pretty sure infrastructure costs money, and you guys destroyed a lot of it."
Yeah, and we achieved what we wanted - we got ourselves at India's doorstep, ready for the next offensive. Your point?
"and the fact that this land bridge cost Bulgaria's sovereignty!"
No it didn't, blame it on the Bulgaria's attack on Romania. But it was a cheap gamble, there was a possibility to strike a deadly blow to Romania, we failed, but the price is only a few RW's in low populated areas and a Q5 hospital.
what are those lulz you talking about?
can i get 2 hamburgers and milkshake please? *_*
Hobitnjak, I'm giving you a chance to actually figure out my first statement, so you don't look absent-minded. I prefer it if you just look dumb instead - it further perpetuates the image in my mind.
JeepAmerica 35 minutes ago
Generation, before trying to jab at someone for stupidity, learn to spell.
If you want to say something in Serbia, you should speak serbian.
😃
I don't give a f**k for spelling.
4chaners to 4chan. 😛
johnpauljones
I am giving you a chance to understand my statement, It's a waste of time to talk with you(and you are proving that all along)...if you can't figure that out on your own language than you are confirming a picture of you in my mind...you do not just look dumb 😃 and start learning foreign languages,start with Serbian it's one of the hardest to learn,as my Canadian friend used to say 😃
"Generation, before trying to jab at someone for stupidity, learn to spell. Thanks"
WoW
Do you know serbian as much as i know english? No?
Exactly, so I don't comment in Serbia 🙂
LoL @ JeepAmerica trying to troll.
You should have learned more from Emerick, the only thing you're achieving with this retarded article is stirring the nasty trolls here. If you don't beleive me, ask Emerick he got pwnd numerous times.
Enjoy your stay, silly noob troll.
Pišite samo na srpskom, pa će šabani da odlepršaju...
Ovi ameri sve dudek do dudeka, ponovo će jednog dana SVI da se sunčaju na sunčanoj Floridi...
Srecko, I don't recall Emerick ever being *pwned*
Citation needed 😉
@Author of article
BTW who is that on the second picture?Your sister? 😃
O...wtf...fat boys in our neighborhood...
Welcome, welcome dear friends...🙂
A rare opportunity to see your intelligence on the move....
Then you should check out the UK forums from time to time.
JeepAmerica FTW! USA FTW! ROMANIA FTW! LANDBRIDGE FT...ohwait.L!!!
Hey, shut up trollers. Jeep rocks.
HAIL EDEN.
I agree FAIL USA,FAIL EDEN!!! 😃
Behold, The Hamburgereater!
He who found a way to reactivate second cell in his e-brain (first is being used to click twice per day).
Mighty e-nation with limitless bank accounts and 2 braincells (powered by 2 hamburgers) on its mission to make fun out of another e-nation!
This is purely for humor and is only for teh lulz. If you are offended by this, then you need to get off the internetz
Wladimir, simply pointing out the fact that we eat hamburgers in not a way to troll anyone. That would like me making fun of you for eating whatever things you eat (I could care less)
My dear friend JeepAmerica i can see u r good in trollin non stop , i admit i am not. That is why i am gonna tell u what i think in your face >.<
Fact is that we are 3 regions from your presious "rented" Indian region and that rise some questions. But that is not the point.
Point is that your eCountry spent more than 30k gold in 3 battles ( 2 battles for Heilongjiang and 1 in Kyushu).I m not counting minor battles, and Serbia spent less than 1k gold just to come 3 regions from you. So making funny stories about Serbian Fail is kinda stupid from my point of view.
And pls dont involve Romania in this story because they tried to go the same way we did...and they stoped at Maramara region.. ( Fail nr 2 for you )
I dont care how u called your NA voyage. Call it liberation or not...just have g*ts to say " We came to NA to take high iron region", nothing a shame to say that...this is war game >.<
If there is something else i forgot pls remind me , becouse u r all knowing , all mighty, best of the best troll in tha eRep.
*bulgaria*
😉
@JeepAmerica... sense for humor is combination of talent and intelligence you simply lack at least one of them 🙁
@johnpauljones :
"">:}| JESUS CHRIST IT'S A SERB! GET IN THE CAR!!""
Have you ever seen a Srebian person in RL? I don't think so...
Of all the places in erep, Serbia is by far the best to troll. You can say virtually anything and get a firestorm. And the comebacks are priceless.
"Ha ha America! We only spent 2000 gold to build this bridge, and only 4000 more to give it back. All so Bulgaria could get wiped off map! You are ignorant to our strategies! You fail! Excuse me, I have to Tank in Pakistan RW! Ha ha! Soon, all of your bases and iron are mine!"
Epic win serbs, epic win....
\o/