Steppin' into the eCan Zone

Day 1,562, 16:23 • Published in Canada Canada • by Funky 24
It's 2 am
The eUK is gone
I'm sitting here waiting
The bazooka's still warm
Maybe my internet connection
Is tired of this game

Yeah, there's a headless chicken on the loose
TCO girls in my head
Wrapped up in gold
All the buttons are dead
Cannot decode
My whole eLife spins into a frenzy

Help, I'm steppin' into the eCan Zone
Place is a madhouse
Feels like being pwned
My party's been PTOed
Under Wally and Rolo
Where am I to go
Now that I've got the mercenary's gold?

Soon you will come to know
When the oil hits the rubber

Soon you will come to know
When the rubber hits the iron

I'm fallin' down through the forum
Destination IRC
Bare-fisted fighter
In Wales
Can't get no tanks
Can't get damage; won't you PM me?

Well the free tanks are tempting
On his guilty mind
This far from BH gold
When the screenshot doesn't come
He knows damn well he has been cheated

Help I'm steppin' into the eCan Zone
Place is Rylde's whorehouse
Feels like being pwned
My party's been PTOed
Under Wally and Rolo
What am I to do
Now that I've got the medal?







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