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Snickerdoodle Shipment Hit

Day 470, 19:15 • Published in USA New Zealand

• by Jythier Smith

A shipment of snickerdoodles being sent in connection with the SamWystan, editor of the Fieldist, ransom demand was stolen by an unknown subject last night, sources at the eProvidence police department said early this morning.

"We're looking for some kind of monster," detective Freely said. Witnesses say the monster is blue, and gobbles cookies like Fred Zilla at a Cult of Inactivity meeting.

The shipment contained 5 snickerdoodles, 10 Q5 chocolate chip cookies made with love by a grandmother, and 2 snickers bars. The entire shipment was taken. It was meant to pay off Sam Wystan to prevent the bombing of the American media threatened earlier today. At this time, there is no informatnion regarding who ordered the shipment.

Sam Wystan was recently cleared of all suspicion in the Evelyn Houston Case.