Scandinavian Union and why you guys have voted stupid
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by HrBjorn
HrBjorn just wrote the article, and it was badass, but for some reason, despite him logging on again, as a safe precaution, it didn't publish the article. Cock you, article-module.
The Scandinavian Union
Denmark and Sweden is about to enter a union, under the Swedish flag. We are doing this because we constantly have been fighting off PTO-attempts since our liberation from Sweden, who said irony.
That is only reason, there are more:
a) Daily wars.
b) Better economy
c) Humanitarian reasons. We eDanes are awesome, it would be a disgrace not to show other people how awesome we are, and therefore set a good example. We are entering this union, so we can cure the Homo-Swedes for their Homo-Swedishness.
Why does HrBjorn know all this?
Because all countries in Scandinavia recognizes HrBjorn as the legitimate president, since the now elected president seems to have used, at least, dubious methods.
Therefore HrBjorn have been discussing with the Swedish, Norwegian and Finnish president about Scandinavia. With his fantastic brains, he chose, for the eDanes, that we should enter an union with Sweden. And yeah, there was some poll on erepublik.dk, that supported it. However HrBjorn would have done it anyway, he's just that awesome.
Why you guys have been voting like crap in the natural enemies law proposal
The natural enemies-module will affect every person with eDanish citizenship in wars against eSweden. They will give out 10% more damage, but without gaining 10% extra military ranking points.
It have only made it 10% more difficult for eSweden and eDenmark to enter the union, because there is people(Re😛
Croatian PTO'ers) with eDanish citizenship, who are against this union.
On a last note, here is a quote from famous Homo-Swede Misho:"When this war is over I for one will welcome our Danish overlords and join HrBjorns Fascist party. Ordnung müss sein!"
See. They need us, eDanes, they need fascism! For the union, King and HrBjorn!
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Good luck from Norway! We'll have to talk more, sometime. 🙂
đes ti bio dok je misho tenkal sa mojim Qpeticama za rvate???
eto ti pa googlaj XD
gay it's okay
Tomislav Merčep style
@ivanveliki
You are right, it IS gay to talk croatian in the danish media...
ofc
as you can see I always post comments in english
btw. cool avatar bro
HrBjorn is U-turner 🙂
He was a Fascist during last election, it seems now he turns to be unionist.
It is for sure that he is not loyal to eDenmark, he's just looking for his own benefit(s).
As I'm the highest judge of Sjaelland, I declare him TRAITOR.
So it is legal to hang him to the highest pole of eDenmark for all ecitizens.
The Duke
@The Duke: TRUE!!!
Usurper - Scandinavian Union will be a fascist union. It just takes time. The Homo-swedes have been waiting for it, as had the eDanes.
And as said before: For a strong country, you need a strong leader. HrBjorn is that. The way we can make Denmark strong is in becoming a union with Sweden.
As HrBjorn, and just being HrBjorn, HrBjorn declares you irelevant.
Captain King approves this article!
Usurper, will you have the honor of becoming my nar?
You seem to be the only one capable of such a position 🙂
Let's whop som eCroatian ass.
As Capitan King wishes...
may long live the Union!!!
as a prime minister of these great country i must disagree with that union! proud people of danmark would be side by side fighting for free denmark!
Voted for great justice!
@Master_Blaster
As prophet and god of the national religion and as co author of the eDanish constitution, i declare you irrelevant.
Master_Blaster - How long did you say you have been in Denmark??
Oh yea, 12 days, right? xD
I would still win over Denmark in a fight, even if you got 10 % more dmg.
❤
HrBjorn is comic but it will not prevent that he will be hang on Mollehoj pole
Mr.Naizugai can escort him as he wishes
We don't hang people in Denmark, my nar.
We throw them out from Himmelbjerget.
You still have a lot to learn my dear nar 🙂
Now do your job and entertain your captain King!
@usurper
Perhaps, but even if you do manage to hang the migthy Bjorn, his facist beary awesomeness will make him survive it after witch he will throw you up in the air so high that you will die of starvation before you land again.
And what the captain said.
I totally support this!
@Lonestar
lulz
@Mr.Naizugai
I do hang TRAITORS, it's better you get use to...
@usurper
So... When do we get to see you hang yourself and the entire Danish Empire Party?
"The President of Sweden has proposed Denmark as Natural Enemy and now it needs their Congress approval."
Some guys think that eDenmark citizens are stupid but it is NOT.
It is obvious that eSweeden and TRAITORS are planing to attack eDenmark and its sovereignty.
Like you did?
eSweedish law proposal is 8 minutes earlier than eDanish law proposal.
SO eSweeden is obvious enemy, anybody sides it are also enemy.
I asked the Swedes to attack Denmark so I can try out my new royal army.
Problem?
(I'm still not entertained btw...)
Danci, Danci, mali Danci lete-lete svud oko nas \o/
aj ne kenjajte vise, eo vam materijala za gugl translator XD
@Mr.Naizugai
you have nothing to do with royal things
btw: do you want me to hang you side by HrBjorn or on top of him?
Damn... My nar is illiterate :/
Now how will I ever be able to understand his jokes?
What to do... what to do...
Che shvati da se oni uopce ne trude s google translatorom. Samo bace na ignore mod.
@eVatandas for this blasphemy you re gonna hang from neck down from the highest tree.
There is no place for the usurper in royal court.
HrBjorn, A.Holst, Grev Per together again!
to all who does not know anything about royalty or being noble
there are 7 virtues to be NOBEL and to be called ROYAL,
one of them is LOYALTY
The Encyclopedia Britannica defines loyalty as "allegiance to the sovereign or established government of ONE'S COUNTRY"
I will regret if you declare you that you've referred to eSweedish royal court and you're loyal to eSweeden.
no more word is neede😛
all who calls eSweeden to invade eDenmark and supports this cause not royal or noble but TRAITOR
slažem se sa krticom 😃DDD...Danci pacjenti
@usurper
"established government of ONE'S COUNTRY"
That would be us, the old danes from erepublik.dk, so you are not loyal... Why do you keep disproving your own proof?
eVatandas: "The Encyclopedia Britannica defines loyalty"
Sorry to burst your bubble, usurper, but we are not in Britannia, but Denmark..
The Scandinavian Union o7
@Stente
😁))
is that all you can say?
you have to study harder
I must ask st00r to stop this nonsense!
sweden we ar not enemy,danmark is poor with your erase of denmark situation would be katastrophic!
Voted Mr. President!
And Captain King also approves, so I can't see any Dane who wouldn't. If so, they shall be crucified!
interested we will see that......😃
Lets kick out the Croat PTOers from Scandinavia.
Justice for great!
God damit croatian, go home or alteast go to czech republic and PTO the communists. Homodanes and anabolaswedes will always be fighting for the oresundbridge. Now i'm looking forward to drink green tuborg and eat pölse in copenhagen.
St00r is not the president of eSweden. I am. And I bend to no multi or cheater. You may do as you like, but within the next few days, you will have to find another country to clown around in. I will of course demand that the Croatian government condemn your cheating tactics and PTO in a public article, given the circumstances that enabled you to do your dirty work in the first place.
Furthermore, there are real Danes playing this game and they have the birthright to own and administrate their country. You come here with no knowledge of their culture, language or awesomeness. We are neighbors IRL, as we are in this game, and I have the outmost respect for these players... who have sticked around through thick and thin and survived and endured several cheating brigades of PTO:ers.
This ends here and now. Under my leadership, eSweden shall not accept any unwanted take overs within Scandinavia. You run back now, boys, back to where you belong. Maybe they will take you back... although after I've had some words with your countrymen, it would surely come at a high price.
But sure, you may ask St00r what he thinks about all this. You do that.
@Lobbanet
Oh you'll eat pølse... Just wait and see... As far as i know, Grev Per has a huge pølse ready for you 😉
@Valnad
Wow, just wow... Awesome comment dude...
@Master_Blaster
If it is so bad, how come your "president" proposed natural enemy against Sweden? Yeah, they proposed it first... But wouldnt he try to reason with people insted of just rushing the same way as the Swedes???
For HrBjorn, our beloved Captain King, and the union!
you can try,i know we dont have official croatian support we dont give a ...,1on1 without mpp lets see...
I would say this fight would be most fair without multies too... But that would only leave 4 guys to fight against the union, so it would be kinda sad...
Union rejected!
Zeba rejected!
oh lordy, lordy, lordy...