REVEALED: Why Canada has so much GOLD!

Day 1,005, 16:44 • Published in Canada France • by Hell The Great

The strike is rumoured to have taken place at some point in 2006.


Ontario, Canada. The canadian aggression towards their constitutional masters took an astonishing turn tonight, when the source of their income was revealed. Whilst some were quick to write off the attempt as pure fallacy, the canadians have proven incredibly successful using their time zone advantage to circumvent the defences of the brits.

It was also helped by a seemingly unending pot of gold to fund their attacks, and continued boosters in battles. Today, these rumours were disproven once and for all, after it was revealed that every canadian citizen has funded their agression directly. Each citizen fought vigorously for a voucher entitling them to a free meal, when purchasing one of an equivalent or higher value.

This saved Canada roughly $10,000,000 dollars, as they emulate their learned cousins fascination with unhealthy food prepared by underpaid and undervalued patriots who cook with the tears of the oppressed. These dollars were then funnelled into the internet where they have been put to valiant use.






As there is nothing wrong with the world, the canadian government sanctioned the injection of funds without a moments thought

Thankfully, all the evils in the world have been replaced by an overwhelming euphoria, as the world basks in the glory that is internet pixels having a different flag next to them. The United Nations today declared a new holiday in honour of contributing patriots who have distracted the vast majority of the world from the dire situation humanity finds itself in, by almost managing to take ownership of the regions of the United Kingdom which was vitally important.

In honour of our fallen burrito:

Hugs and kisses,
Just another guy