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Retarded: A letter to Elizabeth Jones

Day 1,427, 16:56 • Published in USA USA

• by Jon Malcom

Dear Elizabeth Jones,

Jon Malcom addressing Elizabeth Jones yesterday.

You don't seem to understand do you?
Pizza is a national threat. He has proven time and time again that he cannot be trusted.
He lets in whoever will give him a vote.
Pizza has so many multies...it's kinda funny now....in fact...

Dear Pizza the Hut2,

Your impersonating a chick is really quite low.
Honestly.

See the gum on the bottom of this shoe?

You are the gum on the bottom of the gum's shoe.

(Just want to say Portcolumbus is a great congressman and he is a very cool radio show host)