Real World threat to the CPF; Big Moosey Executed!
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by Bu77uls
It can obviously be construed as a direct attack on the Canadian Progressive Front the current real world Canadian Conservative government has ordered our exalted mascot (the big Moosey) executed.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/british-columbia/moose-the-first-victim-of-new-armed-border-guard-policy/article1364042/
The helpless animal was executed by a Canada border guard and an RCMP officer after they had their way with the animal and discharged three rounds into the poor animal. (read into that what you will)
This is an obvious attempt by Stephen Harper to slow down the CPF and their amazing growth and popularity. The news of the strength of the CPF has obviously made it to 24 Sussex. The Conservative government is severely worried that the CPFs popularity will transcend into the real world and make a serious run at the House of Commons in Ottawa. Mr. Harper must also be worried that current party president Tyler F Durden will use his star power and connections with past PM Mulroney to make the transition to real world politics.
The poor Moosey did not go down easy and he will always be remember by those of us in the CPF.
The two law enforcement officers are currently under investigation and could not be reached for comment as they are busy polishing their guns. (again read into that what you will...)
PMs Harper and Mulroney could not be contacted for comment
TFD exclaimed "MOOSEY! you basterd (sic)" upon hearing the news of the Mooseys fate.
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The new CPF mascot is PANDA now 🙂
RIP moosey 🙁
I assure you there will be a rigorous investigation.
RIP
heheheheheheh
Pure Gold.
From the article cite😛
"Canada's newly armed border guards have claimed their first victim: a hapless moose.
The creature was felled by the duty sidearm of a border officer in late August, newly disclosed documents show."
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Clearly, the Big Moosey is not hapless - we all know that.
Also, the incident occured in late August - prior to the Big Moosey's birthday.
*The Big Moosey turns from eCameras and clops slowly over to the unmarked grave of the fallen brother Moosey.
The Big Moosey drops his massive head and chomps out a clump of grass from the ground and lays it at the headstone.
"Clarence, you will always be remembered..."
*The Big Moosey stands up and looks back at the eCameras for a moment, then turns and walks towards the river where he dips his head for a drink.
A moment later, cries and screams can be heard from the water upriver.
The eCameras run to the edge to see what the commotion is about and arrive just in time to see Scorpius whip by in the current.
The Big Moosey, realizing that he gored and dumped Scorpius into the river about a week ago smiles at the eCameras a toothy grin and continues to drink.
The cries of Scorpius fade into the distance as news crews make their way back to thir cars.
😉
MOOSEY NEVER DIES \o/
This was all obviously a plot by TaiwanPanda to change our mascot
Nice, bu77uls. 🙂
@Canadian Progressive Front Org: All this flaming against Scorpius is getting a little ridiculous. I guess hes really bothering u eh? Lol
maybe the new mascot will be the zombie big moosey
Octavian, humour.
Get some.
And get out of his bed
Long Live Moosey! Poor Scorpius never saw it coming...
Banach, when u stop having intercourse with TFD and cease to leave your job as PM half way through, maybe I'll consider your proposal. Maybe.
Humor. I haz it.
No you don't.
Hey panda, your bamboo is waiting for you. Get to it.
Humor. You hazn't it.
Lol. Its a CPF gang bang.