PEACE Crumbling, Turning on Itself

Day 691, 14:55 • Published in USA USA • by Jack Flufferton
Why the US Isn't Retaking Washington and Alaska
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As I mentioned in my last article, the longer the Brolliance and EDEN go without invading countries' original regions, the more bored PEACE will get. Eastern Europe has essentially been in constant war for all of 2009, so they did not develop other interests in the game. Their lust for war is unmistakable, given articles like "Are E/F the alliance of cowards" (btw, Fortis doesn't exist and never has, so enough of that). How do they respond to their boredom?

slamx, a Hungarian government official, published an article entitled "Serbia vs. Indonesia!!!". In it, he discusses the decline of the Indonesian empire with a touch of sadness in his voice, likening Indonesia to an older brother. In reality, Indonesia was much more than that - they were Hungary's father. The war between Indonesia and Romania allowed Hungary to gain independence.

Hungarians liken Serbia to their younger brother. They took Serbia under their wing, mostly because they needed another ally in Eastern Europe to counter the Romanian threat. Hungary helped liberate Serbia from Croatian occupation, which was a great thing, so Hungary is Serbia's daddy. During the invasion of North America, the two tried multiple times to double team Croatia, but failed so hard.

"What would be if Russia (having lived a life very similar to Serbia) would feel that it's time to get WSR back, but Indonesia wouldn't want to do that?
On which side would we get in the battle?
Yes, we would choose the past without thinking twice... "
"IMHO we need to rethink our place in the world and in PEACE, also we could rewrite the ranking list of our friends and allies!"

Wow, two allies are thrown under the bus at once. Real classy, Hungary, but I don't expect much more from you. Hungary admits they rank allies based purely on their value to Hungary, so Indonesia will slide, but in the face of an Indonesian-Russian conflict, they will fight against Russia. How many times do I have to tell you, Russia, THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. Grow some balls and stand up to them, even if it means a short period of occupation and destruction in your country - we were down to one region and have come back stronger and more unified than ever. Although I have no position in the government, based on our official foreign policy, I'm quite sure the Brolliance and EDEN would help you fight as well.

"But we should think about that which countries can we think of as a special strategic partner in the future and maintain the good relationship with them!"

There you have it.

I would never write something like that about our Canadian bros. I would never write something like about about our EDEN brothers. I would never write that about any non-PEACE nations. Hell, I would never write something like that about Hungary.

It does not matter if this reflects the collective conscious of Hungary at this very second - these ideas are out there by prominent people and will continue to gather steam. Enjoy the shit-show, guys!

In related news, another Hungarian congressman, mrsomebody, published an article calling for an official Propaganda Ministry. Oh God, please, please, please do this, Hungary. I'd love to have even more absurd articles to lambaste. At this point, you definitely have to put together a lot of heads to craft lies elaborate enough to fool even the dumbest noob.
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