Party Animal tells you which is the best party
VoodooMike71
Over the course of ten or so “party animal” articles I documented
So it seems fitting to close off the whole escapade with a quick summary of what I found. But frankly I can’t be bothered to do that, so instead I’ve come up with an overly complicated scoring system that does it for me.
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😛turns out this article has become stupidly long. Should have stuck to the simple summary.
This image means literally nothing, much like the scoring system outlined below…
Overly Complicated Terribly Organised Parties Unveiled Scoring System - Yeah!
(or OCTOPUSSY! for short)
Firstly, I ranked each party according to the activity on their party feed, assigning them a number that represented how many days of activity were represented on their party feed. So a score of 5, for instance meant that their party feed (without clicking the little “More” button) showed five days of messages. Therefore, the lower the score, the more active the party.
But that’s absolutely no use for this increasingly poorly designed OCTOPUSSY!, so in a hasty attempt to get over the problem, those scores have been reversed. Stick with it - you’ll see why.
So all that means that the first part of OCTOPUSSY! is worked out as follows:
original activity score (A) = hastily adjusted activity score to make things work (H)
12 = 1
11 = 2
10 = 3
9 = 4
8 = 5
7 = 6
6 = 7
5 = 8
4 = 9
3 = 10
2 = 11
1 = 12
do try to keep up
The second element of the equation (yes - this is going to turn into an equation) is far less … ahem … scientific than the first. But mercifully it’s much simpler. It is nothing more than a score of 1 to 3, which I’ll be calling V. It’s based on how much I liked the party; 1 means not so much and 3 means fooking loved it. Much better, I’m sure you’ll agree.
Is anyone still here?
Which brings us
The bigger the OCTOPUSSY!, the better the party. That’s all you need to know.
The results are in…
So without further prevarication, here’s how the parties stacked up:
Party | H x V = O
ESO | 12 x 3 = 36
WRP | 11 x 3 = 33
UKRP | 10 x 3 = 30
TUP | 7 x 2 = 14
UKPP | 6 x 2 = 12
TRS | 7 x 1 = 7
PCP | 1 x 1 = 1
Other parties | couldn’t be bothered to score them, so they all get zero.
And there you have it, sitting smugly before your very eyes with a score of 36. The party with the highest OCTOPUSSY!, and therefore - officially - the best party in the eUK is…
Surprising conclusion
Having spent all this time and effort travelling through the parties, documenting the journey and then concocting this ridiculous scoring system to rate and summarise them, it would be foolish - I’m sure you’ll agree - to ignore the results.
In my final Party Animal article covering TUP, I noted that it’s a great party, but one with a serious identity crisis that’s going to need mucho trabajo to sort out.
I’ve just returned from an exclusive three year tour of Europe, Scandinavia and the sub-continent (actually is was ten days off on holiday, but 10 Q7 weapons to the first person who spots the reference), and - frankly - I’ve decided that I really can’t be arsed to do that work. TUP is a great party, but it’s no longer what I’m looking for. It’s not them, it’s me. I don’t want the too many hours I spend on this game to revolve around Srs Bsns, endless internal debates and worrying about what direction the biggest party in the eUK should take. I want to lark around and not have anything important to do.
For that reason I’m leaving TUP and joining ESO instead. Although this puts ESO’s well-earned top spot in serious jeopardy, their membership numbers will increase by one, so I think it’s a fair trade-off. And TUP won’t notice that I’m gone - Karacticus, jamesw and Goku seem to be running the show now anyway.
So there you have it. This is Party Animal signing off. We hope you’ve enjoyed the show.
TL
😉R?
ESO win
Carlton chooses ESO!
Comments
The party with the king in should get +4 points imo
It did. But it also got -4 for housing our evil despot overlord dictator. Swings and roundabouts, innit? 🙂
Should be higher than -4, I have been particularly evil recently
Do you mean lower? Lower than -4 is -5...
The Blues Brothers 🙂
You know I just scrolled to the bottom of the article to make sure you put ESO as the best party? I didn't read anything else...
But you missed the complicated and thoroughly ... er ... thorough workings out, which explain why ESO is the best party.
Something to do with me being in the party, I know already...
But you still get the 10 Q7 weapons for spotting the Blues Brothers quote.
recall that phrase used in relation to Booker T & the MGs .. maybe what the Blues Brothers were aping
and, I think, it's also alluded to in This is Spinal Tap
Piltide eest 10 punni!
Noooooooooooooooooo!
Nice article again VooddooMike71. Sorry to see you leaving TUP and good luck in ESO 😉
*Sigh*
Y'know, I like you Mike, I really did, and it's such a shame that I'll have to send the UKRP death squads round for placing us at third!
😛
Damn Commies
A nice Overly Complicated Terribly Organised Parties Unveiled Scoring System... and only 2pts away from VM71 possibly joining the WRP? A great loss! However no shame in finishing 2nd to ESO, a fantastic group of citizens define the party made stronger by you
The entire series has been interesting and enjoyable reading o/
But deep down everyone knows there ain't no party like the S Club Party....
TUP Everywhere ... ~~~~
You forgot the biggest party with the most members in eUK
"No political activity"
pretty sh*t party name if you ask me
These Voodoanalyticals need to be taken to the Finance Ministry obviously.
My mathematics are simply too advanced for MoF.