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Today, I am announcing my candidacy in the illustrious state of eMichigan. It has been my goal since entering politics to represent my home state in congress. And to celebrate me throwing my hat in the ring, I am dedicating this article to the Top 10 Reasons Michigan is great, but first, I have boring self-whoring to do.

What I intend to bring to congress
I have been giving much thought to the up-coming congressional elections and whether my promise of supplying many more luscious bikini babes for all of eUS is enough.

I have asked myself, what would people expect of me if I were elected, more specifically what would I expect of myself if I were elected. That is what I am trying to present to you voters, to give something tangible to those who would vote for me and offer my ideas for those who have little or no interest in me.

I would like to start off with my hopes and goals for eUS congress as a whole. In recent weeks, we have witnessed the rise of the eUS from the ashes of obscurity. We have put aside our own individual agendas and have come become unified by the love for our country and because of that great denial of one's self we have beaten back the war mongering Peace scum. However, there is many more battle ahead in the coming weeks and success will be at a premium. In order to finish off this war successfully eUS politicians will need to continue to put aside egos and focus on the big picture, and by doing so will ultimately lead to complete efficiency. I want to ensure that we, eMericans, elect congressmen that can continue to contribute to our citizens. I believe we have a great foundation for leadership and a strong model in our country leaders. I also believe we need to invigorate our leadership, get behind them as a country. A good start to is showing up to vote. I urge you all, give our leaders a boost and be willing to move about the country to vote for the best candidates or incumbents.

Secondly, I would like to touch briefly on our military. I believe in our current system of education and communication to our soldiers and would like to personally be involved with assisting in the effort to continue these working methods. I also support a considerable increase in relations with our neighboring countries to insure no more "Mexican betrayals."

Lastly, improving overall quality of life is imperative to the success of my term. It should always a focus to better the enjoyment of all eMericans, from the new citizen to the two-click to the very involved and savvy citizen. Better education, training, and personal mentoring are paramount to the success of this objective.

I believe each member of congress offers something unique and collaboratively we can provide better harmony to eMerica and her citizens and it would be my pleasure to be among them.

I wish to take up no more of your time and thank you for your support and vote in these upcoming congressional elections. Please vote for Joey Jackson, eUS’s future indomitable voice.

Top 10 Reasons Michigan is Great

10. We have two peninsulas: Lower & Crazy

And to think we don't want the UP to secede

9. We play &quot😉on't Stop Believing" at every sporting event, even though South Detroit = Cananda


8. Natural Resources


7. Detroit Auto Show


6. Kristen Bell


5. University of Michigan

Just add booze

study time + sultry babes = learning explosion

4. Home of Hockeytown, USA


3. Hell freezes over in Michigan


2. Over 4,000 miles of shoreline. Which means:

We have more fishing babes.

And the number one reason Michigan is so great,

1. Michigan Left - for those who do not know what a Michigan Left is: A right turn onto a boulevard followed by an immediate u-turn at the next available crossover. This keeps traffic from backing up at intersections with boulevards. Nifty.

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