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Media Spam

Day 473, 16:50 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Dominik

Screw it! Too many people spamming the media with self-serving crap, not to mention the articles about nothing, articles selling things and articles about RL crap.

I am especially tired of all those wannabe media-mogul pricks! If you're tired of people writing articles asking you to subscribe to their paper, subscribe to this paper.

If you have a problem with the above seemingly contradictory paradox, please post below and I will be happy to tell you to kiss my ass.

Thank you for reading, proud (currently a bit pissed-off) public servant, Dominik.

Comments

Dominik Day 473, 16:51

I don't think I've ever written an article to just let off some steam, so there's my first one. A historical moment!

Mary Chan Day 473, 17:15

Congrats then! 😛

Scorpius Day 473, 17:16

can i yell at someone too?

Dominik Day 473, 17:26

Scorpius, as long as it's not me, knock yourself out.

Scorpius Day 473, 17:29

thanks dom. i will be back shortly i just need to prepare some stuff 😛

Dade Pendwyn Day 473, 17:47

I have a problem with that paradox. I will now kiss your ass.

Vote+sub

Falkhalijar Day 473, 17:50

But... but... that's all I write about! *crushed*

Dominik Day 473, 18:01

Another thing, how did this crap get so many votes??? AAAARGGHHH!!! *breaks keyboard over knee*

Dominik Day 473, 18:37

Now you people are just voting this up to piss me off further.

Scorpius Day 473, 18:50

yep that is the general idea 😛

Bullet Proof Fish Day 473, 19:37

Really? I just voted it up like every other article on the top news.

Yonsil Day 473, 20:45

come on Dominik.
What's wrong with spamming stuff 😃

Plugson Day 473, 22:47

You forgot to add pointless rants to your list of media sacrilege. For that reason, I voted it up, and because you used the word 'spam'

Plugson Day 473, 22:48

I just realized...you wasted a good article for the contest. This probably would have won hahahah!

Dominik Day 473, 23:47

Nah Plugson, I enjoy the occasional pointless rant as long as it's remotely relevant to eRepublik. And having this article win would be a mockery of your fine contest.

Clark Monotable Day 474, 08:40

I wish someone would make a newspaper entirely for rants like this. I would subscribe.

Dominik Day 474, 09:59

I think Duke Leto runs one Clark.

Dominik Day 474, 10:14

Wow, this is now the highest rated piece in the media. You know what, now whenever I want a lot of votes, I'll just write a braindead rant. Screw research and comprehensive articles...

emilio sanchez Day 474, 12:30

What is really scary is it's articles like this that get all the votes, while articles that people put a lot of effort into get squat. What does this say about our population. I guess we live in a world that loves stupidity, and pointlessness. What happened to the days where hard work was admired, while stupidity was laughed at. Now stupidity is admired, while hard work and smarts are laughed at.

There is my little rant. Cheers to everyone! 🙂

Bullet Proof Fish Day 474, 12:57

That, is very interesting Emilio. I thought only people with an IQ above 115 enjoy games like this. Oh well, some people work harder (and look smarter) than others.

Machegav Day 474, 16:04

Just `cause you have an IQ over 115 doesn`t mean you`re smart. 😛 I`ve seen it myself.

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