JP For the State of Vermont of America
Day 914, 20:15
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by Joshua Patterson
LOOK AT ME AND ALL MY COOL ENDORSEMENTS
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LOOK AT ME AND ALL MY COOL ENDORSEMENTS
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Fellate my ePeen in these comments
I would like to penetrate your platform but the endorsements keep getting in the way. I can not penetrate this.
I fail ;_;
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COPY AND PASTE THIS PUBLIUS FIST AND SEND IT TO 5 OF YOUR FRIENDS OR YOU'RE NOT A REAL PUBLIUS
lolwut
good luck JP
>😉ouble Fruit not performing fellatio on my ePeen
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I'm stunned and momentarily blinded.
Consider your ePeen fellated!
I fear my jaw cannot handle your girth.
(Is it strange that I'm saying this to a High Schooler?...nah)
XD fruitcommando
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Also clearly the Fed endorsement is the best, its got a talking Hamilton on it! How penguin bowling cool is that?
LOOK AT ALL MY BRAND NEW ENDORSEMENTS
I am blown away
think you have enough?
I dont think you can win
sexy