Impeach the Criminally Insane President Jewitt!
Patches O'Houlihan
[size=36pt]Just kidding, Arjay![/size]
[size=36pt]Don't mess with the prez, all right? [/size]
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Patches O'Houlihan
[size=36pt]Just kidding, Arjay![/size]
[size=36pt]Don't mess with the prez, all right? [/size]
Comments
Haha, I approve 😃
O7
Go jewitt!!!
This is great 🙂
APPROVED
Hard work.Jewitt!
You wrote a more accurate and respectable article in 10 words and one picture than Arjay has this week. Good work, man.
Voted.
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Hahahahahahaha
Good Job
O7 CinC Jewitt!
Brilliant!
LULZ
Way To Go Jewitt!
O7
This article is full of win!
Jewitt can do it!
Very nice!
This article makes it onto the Allied Hotsheet!
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xD
I LIKE YOUR STYLE
It was soo good, I had to unsubscribe and subscribe again!
Oh, and I voted 🙂
Lol for a second was hoping eRep would've added a vote down button. 😛 Then I read the article. XD
What kind of a nut declares war on another country but can't even protect our own borders. In 48 hours Jewitt has managed to lose sis states (CT, MA, RI, NJ PA and DE) and declare war on Japan.
This is just stupid!
Captain Jester
@Captain Jester,
You,sir, seem VERY astute!
Uh oh!
We've got a troll on our hands!
Where?
ColBert forever
Agreed! in his goals he said he was wanting to obtain 2 regions (both UK regions) and now we are giving UK so of ours???
We should have struck UK first and weakened them completely.
Voted for Frost 🙁
Jester, you aren't even a week old. Learn the game before you insult people.
The president retreated those regions so we could attack Japan. We are attacking Japan before they get an MPP with the strongest country in the world. If we take Kyushu, we will move into China, where we will landswap with the chinese to attack Phoenix occupied territory that belongs to India, China, and other Asian countries. The eUK is weak, and Canada is now blocking them for us.
4 months ago we were down to just FL, and we fought till the death and re-took our lands. Losing a couple regions is nothing for us. Again learn some of the game and its history before you start insulting the president. Arjay is a Phoenix kook sent to plant misinformation.
you need the colbert getting his head shaved in iraq pic
+1
You should have seen the ads, lol.
@Captain: It is not Jewitt's fault. I wonder if a ticket has been submitted to admin yet regarding laaagg.
@ Captain Jester, stop trying to convince the nubs that we care about those states.
Dolphins approve of the message of this article. oh yeah, and thanks for all the fish.
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NEWBS BULLETN: those states mean nothing. Do not listen to anything otherwise.
@Johnpauljones thank you for explaining that to him. It made this comment that much shorter 🙂
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We can take them back Jester.
God, just let him take Japan now, UK is lower priority. It's not like they can make their island nation magically larger and more powerful. That would take a lot of brains and some magic.
\o/
Lt. Scheisskopf
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/stars-and-stripes-journal-191155/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/st[..]155/1
Nice
arjay is gay!
no active citizen should live in those states, it is unamerican because they cant fight to defend our country, Jester you get a pass because you dont understand the game yet.
Understood. I certainly understand the strategy behind overall Japan strategy...and impeachment should only be a LAST resort. I believe MOST Americans appreciate the UK's "blocking show" and are willing to sacrifice non-high resource regions. (The gov't always provides tickets for those unable to pay for their own, and even the most pacifist among us can appreciate the wellness provided by unarmed ("fight"-labeled)'exercise'.Su ch peace-lovers may EVEN forgo 'training'(...though if they should ever change their mind, it would be too late.)
I've loved EVERY President we've had from Scrabman (he SET a pretty steady course)to Gauis...even multi-"HarrisonR."😉 Emerick WAS GREAT (until his girlfriend made him slow down). Gauis was very reliable...FROST was grossly unappreciated...and NOW we have THIS one!?! Whatever.
We haven't had a full impeachment since Uncle Sam (who attacked CANADA!). I'd do a LOT to avoid impeachment...but Jewitt???
As a visitor from the UK, allow me to explain something to Captain Jester.
He gave up those states, to allow Canada to be able to seize the initiative against us. It has to do with how mutual protection pacts work. They are now planning on counterattacking us and steamrolling their way through the UK. They voluntarily retreated from their own states knowing they could do the same the later.
We did the same thing about a year ago actually.
will back Jewitt, but i really want to hit the U.K.
very well written article 😃
@ lazerbeam and Jester,
The object here is to get at Japan so we can continue on through there - once that's finished, we'll probobly come back over here and take our states back, and might even take a potshot or two at England if Canada can't handle them.