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I'm allergic to Dairy Products

Day 828, 08:54 • Published in United Kingdom Ireland

• by 1nterestingch4racter

http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/indiekid-smells-like-butter-2665/1

I'd like to ask the people who are creeping into my bedroom at night and rubbing butter into my skin to stop, and I'd like to thank Mr Woldy for pointing it out to me. If not i'll have to set up a video camera and secretly film you then i'll sell and market it as a home made horror video like paranormal activity and it will have a really hardcore fan base but most people will think it is rubbish and will get bored but will stay right until the end to see if anything scary happens and then will be disappointed and will end up walking about really disgruntled i will then use the money to pay for anti-rash treatment and to pay laywers to take you to court for breaking into my house and performing these cruel and malicious acts to me.

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IndieKid

Comments

Meghan Day 828, 08:55

I enjoyed this

Kreuziger Day 828, 08:56

😃

wolvdan Day 828, 08:58

voted i liked

Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 828, 08:59

What kinda butter? Lurpak? Kerrygold? Countrylife? Garlic'n'herb?
Some cheap kinda localised blend from Lidl or Aldi?
Tesco's own? Sainsbury's? Asda?
Come on now, if you want it to stop, you need to be more specific.
Surely.

Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 828, 09:01

And I don't think you will need anti-rash treatment.
Once the rancid smells are showered away you will have skin as soft as velvet and be utterly cuddlicious and irresistible, too.
Nice end to a horror-story perhaps.