Hamburgers for the King

Day 886, 01:08 • Published in USA USA • by Woxan


If you haven't noticed, the world is ablaze in conflict. My previous article shows when the battles were opened and against who to ease confusion. France, Poland, Croatia, and Hungary let up in Europe, and Serbia finds its self attacked on all fronts in Asia.

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The first thing I will address for you tonight is this lovely article from mihail.cazacu, Director of EDEN Intel. The aforementioned article tells the world and informs the United States that the logs with Phoenix conspiring against the United States, the trolling, the stalling of my MPP negotiations with several EDEN members, etc. were all a ruse to delay Phoenix and buy EDEN time to raise gold.

Well god damn, I'm happy I just found this out too. (Note, this is sarcasm) If they don't tell the President of the United States or his military brass, but apparently an American whose been living in Bosnia for 3 weeks knew, it's all good! Ladies and GENTLEMEN, this evidently does not make sense. I think we all know when to call poppycock when we see it.

Listen, we'll cooperate if there's a mutual atmosphere and you want our help. We have an extremely potent military force and economy, and the damage our MPP can bring is immense. Communicate clearly and to the point with us, and we'll return the favor. The evidence is in South Africa, Croatia, China, Australia, and more. We'll stand by our allies. I do admit though, the attacks on Croatia and China bridged gaps with a few our allies, although there are still large chasms and wounds that will not heal for a long time.

/srs

Enough mini-rant. We have more important things than dwelling on what's done and the world burns while I talk.

China has launched an assault on Liaoning (LION KING), a High Iron region that Serbia seized and fortified 2 months ago. In the chaos yesterday, an assault was launched. We joined our friend and ally, China, in this assault, and have coordinated with India as well to pin Serbia and Iran in /v/akistan. In turn, Croatia has attacked Hungary to bleed off Phx damage and create possibly the strongest two opposing sets of MPPs ever.

For China!

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LION KING BOUND

We have great expectations for Lion King and other fronts. This is our moment to shine America, and I know you'll never let me down.

~President Woxan