From Loland, with love...

Day 1,133, 09:42 • Published in Romania Romania • by Wallachian


Dear EDEN,

We decided to put up a lil` scheme we call "love thy neighbour" with Hungary. And no, there`s no sexual connotations intended; just pure Christian love to celebrate Christmas.

It is true that some might call it treachery or back stabbing but we do not listen to such words. Our virginal desire of loving one another will outcome any who oppose us. And we are awesome, so who cares about what others have to say? 🙂

Doesn`t matter that for the last 2 years we fought side by side with people we once called "brothers" and whom we now insult and threaten with war. Those bastards clearly deserve it.

They helped us when we were in jeopardy of being erased from the map by the same country we sleep with now (in a non pre-marital sex way of course 🙂 ), they made companies and invested in our economy to help our babies. They helped us march through Europe, Asia and North America. LOL, can they be more pathetic than that? "Romulans" place is in Star Trek anyway. 😉

But things cant be left this way. Why don't we troll them and accuse them for the peace with Serbia. In our divine wisdom we can definitely pull a few strings and maybe cause havoc in between more countries. I mean how suckers those Romulans were in order to sacrifice parts of their land in order to help Bosnia or Croatia when we invented a RW in occupied Germany in order to have a reason not to be present in Istria? 🙂

Dear EDEN, I do know Hungary is not some Virgin Mary but she promised to behave starting now. If Croatia and Ukraine feel betrayed by our actions then they clearly don`t know what love is, because love can conquer all.

And it is not treachery I swear! It is, when others do it. 🙂 Like UK which we readily gratified as "Junior". It is when USA doesn`t do what we ask and we start acting like a Drama Queen and threaten with war, for weeks later to rent land in South Dakota. Somebody driven by a pure heart like us cannot betray.

For us, the Lolish people, everything we do is pink and shiny, and everybody who think otherwise is nothing but a troll. We can do whatever we want for we are simply great!


Yours,

Loland