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Day 1,442, 10:18 • Published in USA USA • by Pizza The Hut II

Nearly 300 people have subscribed to my paper again without even being asked, and I thank them for their continued loyalty to my fair and balanced media outlet. However, I would like to be a media mogul again like my late father, the great Pizza The Hut.

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Although I never met my late father as I was still baking in the oven when he was cruelly assassinated by the sinister "fluffer", he was a great Patriot and supporter of liberty and freedom throughout the eWorld. Pizza The Hut, you will be missed, and we honor your memory and your sacrifice.