Finally, a plan

Day 882, 14:41 Published in USA USA by United Service Organizations
Read here if you would like to know our goals

Today I come to you to announce our goal and a plan.


NO! That's not the plan....(Who leaked our plan!)

Step 1: Start with the eUS Militias
We'll work with the Militias first since they are nearly fully funded by their communes. When they deploy, the people aren't given gifts. Our goal is to get the people who aren't made of money gifts so they can deploy and only lose 1/2 the wellness they normally would (obviously we can't afford to give people 2 or 4 gifts based on their deployment). We will circulate a form asking the member to fill out their info when they deploy or ask the platoon leaders to circulate it, and help the members out with gifts. Even 1 gift is the difference between them doing 3 more points of damage. You get 100 people and thats virtually one extra fight (300 damage). It's pretty solid.

Step 2: Start a gift company
This will lower costs and here's my idea for stocking to company with employees: Congress critters


NO!!!! Not Demonic Christmas Woodland Critters

10 Congresspeople can be true patriots and work for the gift company and produce a bunch of really cheap gifts. They don't need to move around to deploy, so they don't need to buy gifts, it'd be a Q1 so it wouldn't cost a ton of money for food, and they can already take advantage of guns for bums when they need weapons. This would increase the amount of gifts we can afford based on donations, but we'd need either someone to donate a Q1 gift company or more money to be donated. Right now we're sitting on about 13 gold, so generous donations would be greatly appreciated.

Step 3: Plan for Expansion to military branches and V2 changes
Clearly this needs to happen for the entire military and it won't last into V2. If they allow for companies to be changed or deleted for gold then we'll do that, and depending on what all they do with the wellness formula, then we'll be able to figure out how to raise the soldiers wellness after deploying.
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If you like srs articles, you'll enjoy this lulz article: Congressional Blocker Promises?

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So what needs to be done to make this a reality?

1. You need to vote up this article and subscriber for updates. The more people who see this, the more likely that people will donate to this cause. And that helps the troops.

2. We need help from a high ranking member of the militias to step up and help us out as a liaison. This person would confirm or deny members who have signed up for the program, that way we don't have bum citizens to lazy to sign up for the military or peace spies

3. We need donations of money and gifts. That's the only way this will work, as I will refuse any and all public money. It's like the RL USO, all private money, no public. We'll also account for your money and show top donations givers and where the money is going.

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