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Tomorrow is the Election day, the day when all of you, citizens of eRussia and my electorate, will decide the life of our country for the next 30 days.
Yes, you have a choice of four candidates only (you can call it narrow)). But Mother eRussia needs your involvement. Abstaining is not a correct answer to the challenges facing our beloved country.

Your choice could be:
- Group of lulz-seeking elites. Yes, they are funny, but, frankly, they don't make sense.
- Commies. For me, they are too judicious, in their attempt to make the game to be part of real life, although they usually propose sound suggestions
- Abramovich. Parter's Alter ego, that's it
- And finally, me. I know my presidential mission and understand the way to lead the country there, yet I'm open for any new solutions. Being my teammate is really interesting and exciting. Besides, I really know how to do my job, and i'm doing this, each day.

I have a well-thought programme for my Presidential term, and its basic ideas are as follows:

1. I want my country free and powerful, so that other countries of eWorld respect us and reckon with our position. I want that we dominate in political, economic and military aspects of the Game.

2. I want our military squads to be powerful and effecient. We will offend, we will control the territories and resourses. Country power is not only in its (and its allies') ability to do anything, but also in limiting the opportunities of its rival.

3. I will let everyone to apply his talent for this land's goodness. Natural-born economists may gain millions, and undermine the rival's economy. Soldiers may kick ass of any enemy of the State. Politicians may pull the hidden strings attached to the Game.

4. I want to build a basis for new e-Russia, setting-up a new ways how political institutions and authoritative bodies should interact. I want a strong consensual Presidential and Governmental powers to be tied with strong compromising Parliament powers, which is win-win situation. We can call it a Parliamentary Republic. I see a Government as a team of sympathizers, sharing the same targets, and making a consolidated effort in reaching them. On the contrary, Congress shall be a platform for expression and discussion of different opinions to reach a compromise decision, and communicate it to President.

5. I will cooperate with everyone for collective target. I will build an effective Empire together with communists, setup a strong economy with Abramovich-type oligarkhs, and, you can be sure, I will bring fun to the country, by myself, and together with lulz-thirsty elites.

If you want to live your eLife in strong and powerful country, vote for me.

You can leave any specific questions on my programme in comments field below, and i will answer them on the Election day.

And, I apologize for any weird misuse of English in the article above, since it is not my native language. However, I feel we can always find a common language, if we really want to.