eRepLeaks: Staff Members

Day 1,224, 02:43 • Published in Poland Poland • by Sztandar
EDITOR'S NOTE: this is completely unofficial, unconfirmed and most likely not true.




Alexis Bonte

- the great philosopher.




Plato

Once a great philosopher, but Alexis said that 'there can be only one'. Keep in mind the fact that he's in advanced age, so instead of writing tiresome articles in eRepublik Insider he just pms us with upgrade-related info. Don't be mad when he doesn't - you know, old guys can forget some stuff.
Or most of it.




Alexander Grigoryevich Lukashenko

Last European dictator is responsible for handling the press issues, but that in no way means censorship. He's righteous just as any other staff member and does not delete innocent articles.
His job motto: nobody is innocent.




Canadian Lumberjack

Chops wood used to make eRepublik servers.




Bogdan

Special attache to 4,168 Bogdans(woah, that's A LOT) in the game.




Scrooge McDuck

Marketing Department; genius businessman. Sells virtual gold for real money. Seriously.




Junior

Makes great coffee tea :/




Headless Chicken

Takes over a site when everyone else is busy.




Vlad III the Impaler

Aka Count Dracula. Banhammer user, also punishes people with Forfeint Points. He sucks.




Sasha Grey

Official e-physiotherapist. Keep in mind the fact that admin job is demanding and stressful...staff members need to blow off their steam(or something else for that matter). Sasha's good looks make it possible, especially on HD flat screen.

For some real action, there's always Patty.




Stevie Wonder

Reads citizens' tickets.