e-suicide (Updated 3x)
Carr De Vaux
it was reported today - that the editor of Chronicle of Democracy Viva attempted e-suicide.
The cause is still unknown.
Updated 2220 Game time Day 699
Unnamed sources close to the editor claimed that the attempt of self-euthanasia was because of a girl! However, they refused to reveal the identity of this girl, apart from the fact that she is from e-Thai, but currently living in ePenisular Malaysia.
Carr De Vaux's condition is said to be stable - and he is currently recovering at the Q5 Hospital.
Updated 0220 Game time Day 700
Reporters camped outside the Q5 hospital saw a beautiful girl hushed into the back emergency entrance of the building. She was guarded by a team of security forces from the Ministry of Social Affairs and Education - the ministry of Carr de Vaux himself. Is this the 'special one'? If so, what would she have done that caused an established national leader and journalist such as CDV to e-suicide?
Updated 0353 Game time Day 700
It was said the girl whispered "...suicide is not a great way to escape..." to the ears of the bed-ridden Carr de Vaux. Sources close to Carr de Vaux, coming out from the Q5 Hospital, have told our reporter that the lady of concerned is a beautiful eThai girl, working in a eHungarian-owned weapon factory, not too distant from Carr de Vaux's ministerial house.
Apparently, about a month ago, he first met her in serendipitous bump at the local library. This mysterious girl, is said to be an avid reader, just as Carr de Vaux, and in the very instant of first staring into her eyes - Carr de Vaux has fallen in love. [img=http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-lingua-franca-of-malaysia-poem-edition--991306/1/20]Poet of the FRoSEA has even written poem of such love at first sight[/img].
Who is this lovely lady that charmed our editor??!!!
More to come.
Comments
Oh noez!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I know CPR! hehe
As long as it was not from eAuto-erotic asphyxiation.
Don't take after Pooh (SNL reference here, if you don't get it... nvm)
Exelente Articulo ...
e-suicide???
well, hope 'HE' in the article will be recover soon
hahaha
CDV are you alright?!
Feel well my boy 🙂
Well i hope that the Q5 eHospital do have some pretty eNurses here, cos I woulda be visiting there frequently soon :3
Thanks all for the comments. 🙂
It doesn't help that I have no capacity for E-motions
Disappointed to see this is over a chick. One of the things I've learned in life is that women come and go. Have fun while they are there but don't expect it to go on forever. Women are inherently crazy. Not their fault, it is instilled in them and then reinforced by the things many guys do.
How I see it, show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I'll show you the guy who is tired of banging her.
cap-n-choh: you have no e-motion? really? can u donate all the golds 2 me then - since u have no -e-anger. :: ehehe
@gentyle: well, dear gentyle - you hare missing the point of love, or e-love for that matter. it is not just about the banging.
My fav article, always 🙂