Dioist vs. errr...non-Dioist
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by Sharif brothers and son
On the bright side, the media is interesting these days.
I dont care much for Dioism, but what i hate even more are 16 yr olds with a sense of purpose.
Specially when that sense of purpose goes something like this:
"I will go on the internet, bring great glory to Pakistan, defeat India, Claim Kashmir in the name of Zulekha - my neighbour's cousins daughter, and convert infidels (to errr-non-Dioist religion that I practice in RL(censored for fear of mighty admins)"
I will tackle some difficult questions now:
1. Do RL Pakistanis have more RIGHT ove ePakistan than non-RL Pakistanis
My Answer: Who gives a f
2. Are Dioists infidels
My Answer: Who gives a f
3. Do Dioists like to play with baby dolls in their spare time?
My Answer: hmmmm....
4. What did the Dioist do to tick of the RL Pakistanis so?
My Answer: They exist(?)
5. What is the solution to this interesting dilema?
My Answer: Watch more Porn (that usually solves most problems)
Till next time, yours truly.
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Answer 1. Pakistan and ePakistan belong to Pakistanies, dioists 're not pakistanies.
Answer 2. We don't care what they believe or not, they must stop calling Pakistan a dioist country.
Answer 3. It's a kids' cartoon character....
Answer 4. They preach all the time.
Answer 5. Kick them out of Pakistan, this is not thier country.
6 RL Pakistanies 've left Pro Pakistan Party, 3 've left congress and they all 're moving out of Pakistan. We don't wanna live in
PROUD
DIOIST
PAKISTAN
u would rather leave ur country than work with dioists?
eRACISM!!
You do realise it's just one person causing all this hooha. No prizes for guessing who.
Notice that all the main players, Dioist or not, in the last government supported Agent. In this election he was the best man for the job and he won because of that.
@ BGBW,
Not all the main players, only ONE mian non dioist player supported Agent, coz he is half Dioist.
just wasted 2 minutes of my life reading this senseless article.
>I dont care much for Dioism, but what i hate even more are 16 yr olds with a sense of purpose. Specially when that sense of purpose goes something like this:
>"I will go on the internet, bring great glory to Pakistan, defeat India, Claim Kashmir in the name of Zulekha - my neighbour's cousins daughter, and convert infidels (to errr-non-Dioist religion that I practice in RL(censored for fear of mighty admins)"
I couldn't agree with you more, although I don't think your peers will appreciate the sarcastic answers to the questions you posed.
>just wasted 2 minutes of my life reading this senseless article
How long did you waste making all those multis and voting with them in the election before the wigs deleted them all, eh?
Also if you guys don't want to live here then maybe you could just leave quietly instead of bitching all the time and discriminating against anyone who doesn't subscribe to your belief system. Oh and also it's a game. In case you forgot.
>just wasted 2 minutes of my life reading this senseless article.
Wait, a suggestion of co-operation is a waste of time?
>Answer 1. Pakistan and ePakistan belong to Pakistanies, dioists 're not pakistanies.
I've been Pakistani for 889 of the 899 days of the New World.
>Answer 2. We don't care what they believe or not, they must stop calling Pakistan a dioist country.
Why?
>Answer 3. It's a kids' cartoon character....
I suggest you read more into Dioism's history, since it is mostly synonymous with Pakistan's history with the exception of parts added for the sake of poetic fluency. Specifically, I think you should read about Dio Brando himself.
>Answer 4. They preach all the time.
I'm the Supreme Priest of Dioism. I don't intend to convert everyone, but one of my goals this term is to show how important Dioism is in Pakistan's affairs, since I believe you're undermining its value to our country.
>Answer 5. Kick them out of Pakistan, this is not thier country.
"Our object should be peace within and peace without; we want to live peacefully and maintain cordial and friendly relations with our immediate neighbors and with the world at large. We have no aggressive designs against anyone."
-Muhammad Ali Jinnah
Many of the world's sexiest people are Dioists, and all Dioists praise PAKISTAN
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>you've attacked many a Pro Pakistani including pak
Name these attacks. The only "attack" I can possibly imagine you are referring to was the occasion when pak_land approached me and made some odd enquiries regarding the state-owned company I work for and have worked for since it was started, and I said "NO".
That's not an attack. If anyone is making attacks on people it's these guys, who are discriminating against anyone who isn't a IRL Pakistani and saying they should be "kicked out".
Hey, Pot. Meet Kettle.
Why bothers? Let the dioist and pakistanis work together for this country. Dont we share the same spirits for the glory of Pakistan?
when i play this game i want to escape for a few minutes from RL and have some fun. im sure thats why you guys play aswell.
I wrote this article to point out the absurdity of the petty arguments
Lets have some fun, make some gold, become field marshalls, kick some ass...
@Policy
> yes I will reclaim all of Kashmir and name it my son's nieghbor's daughter who is a white infidel. Who gives a mighty admin censored piece of shoit?
about the admins, i didnt want to lose another article, thats all.
>Also, eKashmir was taken from us and is under occupation. If I do not revieve any help in this matter I will implode within my self starting off with my genitilia so no cursed son of mine is born into a world of false patrioism.
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>PROTIPS
Was talking about Balkan, Fruit.
>quoting
Yup, I have no probs with it, other may. He has some ace quotes though.
@Sexy Medics
I have never seen Tanner.
@Beta
How are we supposed to build on that? It was a long time ago. Also I tink you may have misunderstood my point, 50% of Pakistanis are not Dioist therofere labelling pak as a Dioist Nation is wrong imo. It should be relabbeled to something more appropriete that takes in the non dioists. We've been having this legacy business for a while. WHERE has it got us agent WHERE? We are broke and weak, we are no superpower. USA the "dioist" nation sides with EDEN, do you they would help us? Nope.
@AC
What exactly do the sexy medic do?
@AC
not personnel attacks, but attack on VA members who troll us.
@Tanner pak_land talking about Prez. stuff you come in and say who the f- is this?! In some comments of article, dig up proof for yourself.
OBJECTION!
Policy, if you can't be bothered to back up your arguments with evidence, I see no reason to do it for you. Especially considering that the evidence you'd need to support your statements is, you know, non-existent.
I see a lot of articles from people crying about how they can't work for a Dioist President but I don't see any of you actually leaving. I guess you can't back those statements up, either.
I don't get why there is a fuss about all this.
Pakistan is the heart of Dioism and that will never be changed. However, we are not ill-minded against RL pakistani, we just ask, as senior of this country to be recognized as such.
If it weren't for us, Pakistan wouldn't exist today. Keep that in mind.