Dear GLaDOS,
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by Emerick
First of all, congratulations on your political victory.
Now, onto business. Here's an image for your viewing pleasure:
Look at that. Just look at all that Norway. Just sitting there. Existing. God, that's nice. I notice that the UK doesn't own any Nordic territory. I also notice that the president is someone who recieved votes from real people, not cheating multiaccounts. How wonderful is this? The admins actually enforcing their rules.
Of course, this decision didn't create a profitable situation for you, like the cheaters who were removed did. I'm sorry to hear that. Actually, no I'm not. It makes me laugh real hard, to tell you the truth. Wonderful to see multis get bans.
Now, I'll post some memorable quotes from your shoutbox:
"MOVE TO VALHALLA AND GET GODLIKE HELTHCARE "
Ten hours later:
"REALLY ADMINS?
WAY TO REVERSE YOUR DECISIONS AFTER I PUT A KITTEN Q5 HOSPITAL IN VESTLANDET.... THAT'S PRETTY PROFESSIONAL GUYS"
I editted out naughty words
Oh god. Oh, yes. Your rage is delicious. More, GLaDOS. Give me more. I drink it up, GLaDOS, I drink up your rage. If I had a straw, I would reach it all the way from Karnataka, where I live, to where you live, in Valhalla, I mean London, and I would drink your rage. I would drink your delicious rage like a motherkitten milkshake. SLUUUUUUURRRRRRRP.
Also I hear that the UK is rejecting Dioism in favor of a PIG. Disgusting.
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first fail?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
DRINK HIS TEARS!
lol
also 30/10 would rage again
lol
I drink it up, GLaDOS.
Hail admins for once
In his defense GlaDOS is resisting the heresy, but this is still probably the price his country will have to pay for their failure to believe.
1st page, to His glory.
lol
oh come on Emerick....it always happens when we Phoenix do something...we are always projected as the bad guys...when was the last time something happened to the other alliance..Singapore, Philippines, and so many other countries are full of Americans so then what ...Admins doesn't do anything to them and when we come there then its a stupid PTO... THIS GAME IS PARTIAL.
You're right, KT. Clearly, the UK is being punished for it's piggish ways.
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I feel for your heretic country GLaDOS, I wish you could show them the true light of Dio
>> Singapore, Philippines, and so many other countries are full of Americans << -- ostin
Yeah, and each one of those Americans is a real person. There's your difference.
protip: USA hasn't declared itself dioist, at least I'm trying to contain the heresy that is bobloism
😃
Brilliant
>oh come on Emerick....it always happens when we Phoenix do something...we are always projected as the bad guys...when was the last time something happened to the other alliance..Singapore, Philippines, and so many other countries are full of Americans so then what ...Admins doesn't do anything to them and when we come there then its a stupid PTO... THIS GAME IS PARTIAL.
Typical Penix propaganda. Whenever the US was screwed over by the admins, because they didn't fix their bugs, we were told to shut up by Penix, because, as they said, things happen. Well Penix, things happen. The admins are not partial, and your half-baked propaganda isn't converting anybody. Just don't cheat, and maybe these things won't happen~~
lolololololololololololol
the tears are so delicious
:awesome:
AH HA, excuse me whilst I quietly snicker to myself.
Returning Vestlandet to Norwegian rule is understandable, albeit unprecedented. However, the United Kingdom should be compensated for the gold spent (considering the fact that the United Kingdom had nothing to do with the PTO). And, for damn sure, Norway shouldn't be allowed to keep the Q5 hospital that British citizens paid for.
/me blood is boiling
>protip: USA hasn't declared itself dioist, at least I'm trying to contain the heresy that is bobloism
I'll give you that, but the very fact that they are worshipping a pig instead of Dio is clearly upsetting Dio. I feel for you, I do.
"look at all that Norway"
rofl
@ ostin can I have some of what you're smoking?
GLaDOS.
LOL @ you.
GLaDOS: You were fighting the Norwegian god Thor
What the hell did you think was going to happen?
Delicious!
I...Drink....Your.....MILKSHAKE! I drink it up, GLaDOS!
Well UKfgts, exploiting a PTOd country (from multis) is like exploiting a bug, you're not going to get compensation for it simply because you didn't make it.
Voted, epic, I came.
This article isn't brilliant..brilliant at all
Oh the English tears, they are soooo sweet.
The UK just didn't want those regions anymore.Hopefully, they kept the receipt.
Drink up
I lol'ed
I love the taste of RAAAAAAAAAGE in the evening...
Tastes like......GLaDOS!
I came. I saw. I came again.
Voted and scrubscireisded.
Norways the right way. XD
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN THIS BEAT IS SICK
the UK once again proves itself to be full of double spaniards.
I see GLaDOS standing at the edge of a fjord as the Union Jack flying jauntily above the UK's shiny new Q5 hospital is lowered, only to be replaced by the Norwegian flag.
GLaDOS, a refugee stranded in a strange country...
Did he have to fly through Singapore to get home?
Oh, the rage and tears.
So sweet... so incomparably sweeeeeet...
...but Norway should be sporting and re-name the hospital in Vestlandet after GLaDOS, I think.
Something like "The GLaDOS Q. Phoenix Memorial Hospital".
GlaDOS is fun to have around, his fails make my day. Tested since Summer 2009.
Hail admins!
Emerick drinks GLaDOS's milkshake.
DRAINAGE!