Dear fellow Lolish compatriots...
Day 1,143, 07:52
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Published in Romania 
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by Wallachian
Message from the new elected president of Polan
Dear citizens,
This is the time we been waiting for. Once there was a country named Poland, a country respected and cherished in between her friends, a country who supported their allies and received the same trust and respect in return, a country who was proud to hold the EDEN flag high. We were their biggest nation, their crown jewel.
Times have changed and today we are no longer worthy of their trust, we became their seed of discontent and even betrayal. We stab them in the back and call them names. So the name of Poland does not reflect the truth anymore.
Ladies, and gentleman,
I give you:
LOLOLOLAND!!!
I swear allegiance to the Lolish flag
Because I cannot possible be happy with 1 month in command I proclaim Loland to be kingdom and me to be its rightful heir to the throne:
Iz not like therez anybody else ruling in here anywayz! [Extract from the President memoirs]
And take as wife the sweetest of the Lolish daughters:
She will give me beautiful healthy babies to continue the royal bloodline after I`m gone.
Loland, your future looks promising!
Long live the new president!
Long live the brave Lolish people!
Long live the glorious nation of Loland!
😛
Dear citizens,
This is the time we been waiting for. Once there was a country named Poland, a country respected and cherished in between her friends, a country who supported their allies and received the same trust and respect in return, a country who was proud to hold the EDEN flag high. We were their biggest nation, their crown jewel.
Times have changed and today we are no longer worthy of their trust, we became their seed of discontent and even betrayal. We stab them in the back and call them names. So the name of Poland does not reflect the truth anymore.
Ladies, and gentleman,
I give you:
LOLOLOLAND!!!
I swear allegiance to the Lolish flag
Because I cannot possible be happy with 1 month in command I proclaim Loland to be kingdom and me to be its rightful heir to the throne:
Iz not like therez anybody else ruling in here anywayz! [Extract from the President memoirs]
And take as wife the sweetest of the Lolish daughters:
She will give me beautiful healthy babies to continue the royal bloodline after I`m gone.
Loland, your future looks promising!
Long live the new president!
Long live the brave Lolish people!
Long live the glorious nation of Loland!
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lololand! 😶
2/10 son, you forgot to use lolandball.
they see me rollin, they hatin
2/10 son, you forgot to use lolandball. x2
weeeeeee
WER IZ TEH LOLANDBALL!?
or the remix ... "loloand they see you noobing and they're laughing!You crazyyy..."
this article fail!
no vote
no sub
Teh Lolandball has been stolen by some Lolish people and hidden somewhere in teh Southern Loland.
No traces have been found!
Me wearing zdrug avatars. Me trolling loland. Me giving crap only to myself.
LOLOLLLL
No Lolandball, no vote. You simply suck, son 😢
baby first troll😛
loland lol
poor trololo, me yawns ;s
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Your trolling is so lame... like serbian.
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/4664/sensorsindicatenoob.jpg
2/10 son, you forgot to use lolandball x3
obvious troll is obvious 😘 greetings from Loland
i know that our polish-romanian relationships are controversial lately, but please, aby official movemens are not done so far from new president. such arts as yours or Cerber from "Ewakuacja" are just trolling. both newspapers are PRIVATE. It means that Ewakuacja doesn't represent people only one person. Me not.
don't generalize please ; )
For our new Lolish guests who came all the way from Upper-side Loland who might have not found out already, the subject of Loland and teh Lolish people is not new:
From loland with love
Loland is for teh lulz
It`s like a trilogy, dedicated to the people of Loland.
I wish I could say it`s gonna be bigger than Lord of the Rings but I would be lying.
You see, hobbits had character. Teh Lolish have not.
LEAVE BOGDAN ALONE!!
2/10 son, you forgot to use lolandball x4
Trololomania! 3
Agguska Day 1,143, 08:16
i know that our polish-romanian relationships are controversial lately, but please, aby official movemens are not done so far from new president. such arts as yours or Cerber from "Ewakuacja" are just trolling. both newspapers are PRIVATE. It means that Ewakuacja doesn't represent people only one person. Me not.
don't generalize please ; )
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true
Btw. ci dwaj ze zdrugu to rumuni i za wszelka cene chca popsuc nasze kontakty z chorowatami.
I make a difference between Poland and Loland, between Polish and Lolish.
Not everybody living in Poland is Lolish, and not everybody who is Lolish lives in Poland. But those who are Lolish AND in the same time living in Poland can take this article personal LOL
AND ALSO, ANDYR WAS A GREAT PRESIDENT!
2/10
poor trolling, you didnt put our flag upside down
LEAVE BOGDAN ALONE!
@Fidgety
In the military putting the flag upside down is only in case of danger, but Loland is good for teh lulz not for extreme situations.
hajnego medina
next
stupid
Poor trololo..
MPP with Hungary! o/
Wipe Romania off the map! o/
2/10 son, you forgot to use lolandball. x666
Let's wipe off Romania!
@Wallachian
it's good that you recognize Polish and Lolish, my comment was mainly directed to other people. I saw many times how easily is to manipulate people in press.
2/10 son, you forgot to use lolandball.
they see me rollin, they hatin
x 667
Son I am disappoint
@Wallachian read the rules. You must be at least 14 to play.
Obvious troll is obvious.
Go to bed, my little poor baby...
Poland will never leave Croatia alone o/
Leave it to the Lolish if you want to LOL. You ppl must really miss your lolandballs. Not sure if you had em in the first place.
Weeeeee Poland is Peter Griffin
Hail teh Loland
& leave Bogdan alonexD
wellll, my friend, i see no Loland, i see just junior the second. not even the first in doing this kind of stufffff. pathetixxxxxx
XD and again
loland lol
o7
Trolololo article tolololed by those who were suppoused to be victims of poor trolololo 🙂
You can not trolololo masters of trolololo - you will be trolololed in return.
It's a game, don't take it that seriously 🙂
loland
Lolaks, LOLE my POLE!
Dr-Revenue o7
where did you disappear mate?
Wtf ? Loland is that all you can do ? Copy/paste from junior ? Dudes, I thought you were smarter than that ...