Daily Report: RED ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!

Day 1,369, 17:32 • Published in Japan Japan • by General Stormbringer

Daily Report: RED ALERT
South Korean Invaders.........
As most of you already know, we have lost Jeju which was an upsetting defeat, but we did cause more emotional and psychological casualties for the enemy, such as how they will attack the homeland, and how they aren't ready or whatever.
South Korean Battalion No. 35, and No. 62 have attacked Kyushu but most likely they will end in a colossus defeat, because of our well prepared royal army. Our Royal Army are exceptionally highly trained much more than our land army therefore, we are or should be able to protect Kyushu from those barbarians. We shouldn't have our disgusting enemies from touching our sacred lands. If we lose this battle our ancestors will weep in their graves.
Dying for the emperor is such an honor. Therefore, we must charge and charge and fight for our great empire. Most likely, Kyushu will not be controlled, and probably for readers who are reading this like 7 hours later after this newspaper has been created, Kyushu will not be controlled. I'm pretty sure because while I'm writing this newspaper, South Korea haven't even won a single battle and Japan already won like 5.
So, to make a long story short, we must fight for our empire and protect our original lands, I mean that's one plan for our leaders. To accomplish such a goal, more people must fight more than ever before, and make more alliances. Alliances are always a key to victory.
After we take back Kyushu, like winning it or resistance or whatever, we need to take back Jeju to get those sweet grains.... And then after that we should conquer those South Koreans. Our emperor is weeping because of this failure, AND WE SHOULD NOT REPEAT SUCH A DEFEAT ANYMORE. I REPEAT NO DEFEAT SHOULD BE ACCEPTED.
For the sake of our country, please put all of your best effort for our all the sacred sun rising country.
-written and edited by Nipponmaru news cast.