Canadians! Tonight, We Dine in Newark!
Day 673, 19:24
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by Jacobi
http://www.erepublik.com/en/battles/show/7603
Glorious battle awaits us, my friends. The end of Russia draws nigh and it will be up to us to keep that wall held down with Russian dead.
Our allies have freed us from the lunacy of the United Kingdom.
Our allies have liberated us from the grand designs of the French.
Our allies have saved us and humbled the Iranian empire.
and sooner than we can think, they will turn towards Hungary and make Canada whole.
But tonight, my friends, tonight we return the favor. Tonight we show Russia that no matter how many thousands of gold you throw at this game, no matter how many houses you sell, you cannot escape one inalienable truth:
We rock.
Glorious battle awaits us, my friends. The end of Russia draws nigh and it will be up to us to keep that wall held down with Russian dead.
Our allies have freed us from the lunacy of the United Kingdom.
Our allies have liberated us from the grand designs of the French.
Our allies have saved us and humbled the Iranian empire.
and sooner than we can think, they will turn towards Hungary and make Canada whole.
But tonight, my friends, tonight we return the favor. Tonight we show Russia that no matter how many thousands of gold you throw at this game, no matter how many houses you sell, you cannot escape one inalienable truth:
We rock.
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Could we not have dined in TRENTON!
Time to evict the Russians
Either way, you're dining in hell! 😉
VOTED!
16 hours until a whole Continental USA!! 😃
seriously, who would ever want to dine in anywhere in new jersey? its like wales but smellier
Justice tastes my banana muffins
ZOMG GUYS THIS IS SO COOL! xDDDD
GLaDOS don't be butthurt that you weren't invited 😛
Rock on my Canadian friends.
newark has horrible restaurants though....
could we have not liberated new york tonight?
JeepAmerica
23 hours ago
IM SO STUPID
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I rest my case
New Jersey is awesome. 😨
At least the suburb parts are.
...I live there. 😛
Overruled.
We're dining in New Jersey and trolls are picking up the tip.
No, Jacobi. You rock.
Someone call the '300 Cliche' Store because I think they are about out of 300 cliches...
Thanks Canucks
I like cliches^
i heard that Hell got a much higher rating that Newark, can we go there instead?
I think there is a 300 Cliche Store in Newark.
RAWR!!!
Support the FIGHT!!!!
BLOW Russian out of NA!!!
Cheers!
Sorry - not doing the 300 cliche thing.
I'm mumbling the Sopranos theme song,
"You woke up this morning Got yourself a gun ..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUT07eZoXPw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUT07eZoX[..]oXPw
Indeed
Cue "Born in the USA"!
Just like being Irish on St.Paddy's Day, we're all Americans for Tonight. We're coming to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and we're all out of bubblegum!
Broliance ftw
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/shotgun-shine-in-jersey--953698/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/shot[..]1/20
Shot gun shine
Our quality 1 weapons will lag out the Server!
I had someone call my store asking me what time their flight left the Newark New Jersey airport.
I work at a Lumber store in Edmonton Alberta.
He refused to believe I could not tell him what time his flight was.
I blame the Russians!
At any rate, it'll be good to go there and see if the rumours are true, or just greatly exaggerated. 😛
bah, you can dine in Newark... I for one am heading straight to Atlantic City, wohoo gambling!
Hope they're serving something Hungarian and dead.
Canada Roxx 😁
Good game to you.
At least we're not dining in Camden. If Newark is a poor suburb of Hell, where the schools are terrible and the garbage never gets picked up, Camden is the part of inner city hell that even the Devil is afraid to go to.
If you don't mind, Jacobi, I would rather dine in Jersey City - perhaps the historic section. In Newark, I'm afraid I might be shot after dinner. Dodging bullets with a belly full of salmonella is not a pretty way to die. Thanks.
Citizen B
For bonds of friendships unbroken,
For brotherhood tested in battle,
For the Brolliance!!
Heck, let's just dine in Boston since it's so much cleaner.
Oh Canada!
Our home and mighty land,
true, violent love,
All lands we will command.
With conquering hearts,
We will swiftly rise,
And dominate all the free,
From far and wide,
Oh Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keeps our land,
Powerful and mighty,
OH Canada, we stand on guard for thee,
OH CANADA, WE STAND ON GUARD...
FOR...THEEEEE!
We're comin' for you. Run. And when you're finished, run some more.
Nice work Troops!!! Glados your such a douche, Wales and New Jersey have NOTHING in common, go crawl back into your hole.
Go Canada!!!
No, no, no! Tonight we dine at the Bada Bing Club in Jersey.
nice wall we build
THIS.... IS..... CANADA!
lol
Clichés are the links that bind together all members of a great society. I mean, we all know what they mean and which ideas they evoke, right?
I can't speak for restaurants in Trenton and Newark (both cities look post-apocalyptic to me), but my Bro-in-law lives in Fords all that he's got there are fast food and restaurant chains. (Plus the local grocery stores have the strangest-looking, unnaturally-coloured fruits and veggies from Central America).
That being said, I volunteer for the initial bombardment from Pennsylvania. At least I'll get decent Philly steaks and sandwiches while there. Q2 prices for Q4 food, yum!
MZ
BelatedDeath ... actually, Newark is Hell's front entrance. It's where all the evil incompetents are forced to camp out and wait for anti-social housing to be built in Hades. Yes, the multi-tenant apartments right near the Inferno Super-Boiler room ... the ones with only VERY hot running water.
MZ
P.S. I know ... I'm the head engineer. I'm on black-sabbatical.
canada rocks..... yes we do
Forget Newark, everyones welcome to come to my house for tea....its fish and chips (as in UK chips, not North American Fries).
Who wants Curry and/or mushy peas with it?
Once we have taken back our own land, we must move onto the offensive. I can see a Canadian flag over Hungary and Russia in the future. Otherwise, if we stay on the defensive, we may our land under attack once again not too soon after we kick out the invaders. The time is ripe.
Fish and chips will be eaten on the streets of Budapest.
Time to kick ass, Canadian-Style!! By the way, exactly where are we dining in Newark?