California, Texas LIBERATED! Hut Campaign Begins
Day 1,314, 23:24
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by Pizza The Hut
My Fellow Countrymen, TODAY WE DRINK TO VICTORY!
Today, our courageous forces liberated California and Texas. These represent the most significant victories since the beginning of ONE's invasion of our nation. We must build off of these victories and continue to turn the tide. One day in the not too distant future we will reclaim all of our territory, expel the Turks from our nation, and bring the fight to the homeland of America's enemies. They will pay for their cruel attempt to wipe the eUSA off the map. True Americans never give up. We didn't start this war, but we sure as hell will finish it!
It is with great pleasure that I announce my candidacy for the Presidency of the eUnited States. In the coming days I will release different portions of my plan to turn this country around, but I will give you a sneak peek of what a Presidency by Pizza The Hut has to offer!
Firstly, let me introduce myself to those of you who may not know me. I have served five terms in Congress, one of which representing Florida, which at the time was inhabited by approximately 35$ of the eUS population. I am a former Party President of multiple large parties and I am currently the only 5 Star General in the eUnited States, commanding the American Eagle Division, an elite military force open to all who wish to defend our nation.
I have the political and military experience to lead this nation in these trying times and as your President, I will repair our shattered relationships with our allies by expelling INCI from our nation and thereby making it much more likely that other allied nations will assist with and speed the retaking of all of our territory.
I am very pleased to inform you that I have offered to and these two exemplary individuals have accepted the most important positions in any Presidential Administrations. I am pleased to announce the follow appointments in a Hut Administration.
Vice President - FlorenciaC
Secretary of Defense - Sir Valaro Volcrum
In the coming days I will release further senior members of my Administration and of course all who wish to serve our country will be equally considered! These two great Patriotic eAmericans have been involved with senior military and strategic decisions in our nation and will be invaluable in this time in our history. We need principled leaders who will serve our country well. With Pizza The Hut as President, you can count on strong leadership and integrity!
Ready to Serve,
General Pizza The Hut *****
American Eagle Division
Semper Fi!
Today, our courageous forces liberated California and Texas. These represent the most significant victories since the beginning of ONE's invasion of our nation. We must build off of these victories and continue to turn the tide. One day in the not too distant future we will reclaim all of our territory, expel the Turks from our nation, and bring the fight to the homeland of America's enemies. They will pay for their cruel attempt to wipe the eUSA off the map. True Americans never give up. We didn't start this war, but we sure as hell will finish it!
It is with great pleasure that I announce my candidacy for the Presidency of the eUnited States. In the coming days I will release different portions of my plan to turn this country around, but I will give you a sneak peek of what a Presidency by Pizza The Hut has to offer!
Firstly, let me introduce myself to those of you who may not know me. I have served five terms in Congress, one of which representing Florida, which at the time was inhabited by approximately 35$ of the eUS population. I am a former Party President of multiple large parties and I am currently the only 5 Star General in the eUnited States, commanding the American Eagle Division, an elite military force open to all who wish to defend our nation.
I have the political and military experience to lead this nation in these trying times and as your President, I will repair our shattered relationships with our allies by expelling INCI from our nation and thereby making it much more likely that other allied nations will assist with and speed the retaking of all of our territory.
I am very pleased to inform you that I have offered to and these two exemplary individuals have accepted the most important positions in any Presidential Administrations. I am pleased to announce the follow appointments in a Hut Administration.
Vice President - FlorenciaC
Secretary of Defense - Sir Valaro Volcrum
In the coming days I will release further senior members of my Administration and of course all who wish to serve our country will be equally considered! These two great Patriotic eAmericans have been involved with senior military and strategic decisions in our nation and will be invaluable in this time in our history. We need principled leaders who will serve our country well. With Pizza The Hut as President, you can count on strong leadership and integrity!
Ready to Serve,
General Pizza The Hut *****
American Eagle Division
Semper Fi!
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V!
I herby declare myself a 6 star general. My made up title is better than yours! Why stop at 5 if you're just making it up?
Speedcat McNasty for CP!!
Pizza has a history of working with the Hungarians and tried to PTO the US with them in the past.
Funny to see you bashing immigrants all the time when most of your supporters are brand new or can't comment in complete english. I guess it's just the ones that support you that are ok?
Didn't you shout earlier handing out citizenship?
I'm a ten star Field Kerplunk with 7 million hit points. How bout that for fake titles.
BTW, I think SVV maybe had a for the lulz moment with you. Either that or you are eternally hopeful.
We Hungarians liberated Texas otherwise the war would have ended and NE gone, but good luck Pizza : )
lol 😁😁😁😁😁😁^
Sieben you are a month old and have no idea what you are talking about.
XD Karlista, you're a cool guy but we're on opposite sides when it comes to the war. 🙂
What's got two thumbs and loves our enemies?
Ajay.
good luck :awesome:
CJCS has traditionally been a Five Star General.
PTO'ing parties while crying "conspiracy!" is more like it.
and SVV as your Sec Def? he wouldn't soil his shoes to step on a bug like you.
for those who may not know Pizza, check around, and really consider why he's the most despised character in America, before you fall for any of his slick manipulation.
Pizza the Hut is a great leader, I look forward to working with his administration.
Sieben: i hereby spell hereby correctly.
and then i hereby declare myself supreme hokage of the latest eUSA region to be retaken by konoha genins and future jinchuriki of the ten-tails beast once it is assembled.
finally, i declare i will give 1 gold to anyone who knows what i'm talking about. disclaimer: to qualify, please submit an entrance fee of 5 gold.
as the uchiha clan always says: yoga flame.
By the power invested in me by his demonic assness Satan (being the patron demon of all Serbs) I declare myself Supreme level 100 full T7 Admiral of Serbian Mountain Navy, hear my words, obey my orders: You, freedom loving citizens of Texas, after being shortly liberated, must endure yet another period of American oppression until you are put under Serbian controol when you'll comprehend freedom without boundaries, be brave we're coming to liberate you...
xxxD
I have strong support for PTH!and all you haters are irrelevant PTH with bring this nation to the top.
This is fun
Go pizza! lol Lets do this all the way to the top.
www.aed2.comlu.com Join our ranks! Let freedom ring and reclaim America!
THIS IS THE REAL PLAN.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/pelo-mundo-as-pr-ximas-v-timas-1808391/1/20
V/S/C/SO
Good Girl...
Oh my God this make me sick. Dude, just stop please.
I am only a troll, but that does out rank anything PtH claims, so if fluffer campaigned horribly and lost, why shouldn't you..."I will repair our shattered relationships with our allies by expelling INCI from our nation", but better, "Congress, one of which representing Florida", if I remember correctly you were supposed to be blocked, but the PP of the time screwed up.
Thanks everyone for your support! 🙂
George, if you knew anything about this game you'd know that there are always a ton of potential wannabe candidates in a fortress state. I was picked over like 20 others.
pizza, the only way to be a hero, its with the Slim's visa, or similar.
BIG VOTE!
Dude you try way too hard
You will loose (like always) and this will make how many FAILS?!?!?!?
I will loose?
elementary school language arts FAIL
Have to admit, Ajay does make things interesting now and again. What would the Superman comics be without Lex Luther? PTH for America's Favorite Villain!
Wanna suck a chode?
FOR GODS SAKE DON'T LET DOMINOES ANYWHERE NEAR POWER
I remember the fuss, that you were picked from a PP nose for the lulz, too be blocked on the 24th., but the PP let the country down and your actions during your term in office, is why everyone has fun at your exspense
Dude, shame on whoever is leading the eUS right now. I can't believe that we got to this situation. Let me tell you a big reason why we are here: The idiots are taxing us on everything... I don't get it! why do you have to tax on Raw materials? Are you out of your mind? Whoever is the next president should take a look at the more successfully enations and learn how to lead, especially on the business side
I will gigi!
Wow Ajay. Long time no...oh wait. Well that was a pretty sad article. There are two fallacies that immediately jump right out at me, as well as numerous other fallacies around the rest of the article. The first of these two fallacies have to do with strategy that is being handled currently, so I will not talk about them in so public a setting.
The second, the claim that you are a five star general is a laughable one at best. Technically, I am the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and traditionally I am given the rank of 5 star general in this GAME, but in reality the title is no more than that. I could be called Supreme Monkey Man of the Universe and it wouldn't change the job I do. It is the same for your claim of being a "Five Star General." Sure you can say it, but it doesn't change the fact that you lead a small militia, probably made up of multies and a few more of your misled followers.
Trolling me with false accusations and calling American soldiers "multis"? Very classy Reala! You are a standup guy! and the JCS was disbanded.
Firstly, I get my information directly from the top.
and secondly, I command a SIZEABLE military force which is hellbent on defending this country.
You should be ashamed of yourselves for attacking Patriotic eAmericans when you are among those who welcomed INCI in with open arms.
hail usa
fail inci
hail baklava
hail pizza
hail Pizza The Hut
Five star general? Did we add some new stars to the list? Does this mean that Bradly is about a 50000 star general?
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Yous should be ashamed of yourself Ajay/Barnabus/Pizza the Slut
LOL!
"Firstly, I get my information directly from the top."
>implying that Glove actually talks to you.
wkwkwkwkwk
Lakis Moore has the best comment of the bunch!
Also, baklava is AMAZING!
More like a 5 star clown
whatever
you'll loose again and again and...
The word is LOSE. Loose is what pants are that are too big.
LOSE is when you LOSE. Good Lord!
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While it may very well be a typo, logic dictates that you must also consider the possibility that he is functionally illiterate and does not know the different between 'lose' and 'loose'. A very common mistake, not dissimilar from 'your' and 'you're' as in, "Your going to take advantage of his typo" rather than "You're going to take advantage of his typo". I hope that doesn't make me a little piece of shit as well.
That depends, would you be more offended if you were a big piece or say a puddle of diarrhea, I is "functionally illiterate", making it sound so simple, well is simple. What gives, because someone makes typo's they cannot reason at a moderate level?
PTH
o/
>We Hungarians liberated Texas otherwise the war would have ended and NE gone, but good luck Pizza : )
Are you, good sir, implying that Ajay is not Hungarian? I would sincerely hope not.
As President of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Island, I welcome this noble presidential candidate and endorse him as our preferred leader of any remaining USA regions, come the 5th.
"...and the JCS was disbanded."
incredible.
I think we're face with a situation where a guy spouts so much bullshit so fast that there's no way to keep up with calling him on every bit of it.
Bring out the multies so we can see this ticket...
CP: PTH
VP: Ajay Bruno
CoS: Winston Churchill II
I would totally lol.