Bros Don't Need To Hug

Day 903, 13:59 • Published in Croatia USA • by Mr. Hyphenated
Hey there Croatia,

I thought I'd introduce myself. I'm Mr. Hyphenated, the eUS Minister of Foreign Affairs. I wanted to give you, our brothers, a little heads up. We're helping China hug Serbia right now, but don't worry. You don't want this kind of hug. After all, we're hugging them with our arms.

Real brothers like the Croatians and Americans don't need to hug, because we already know we are friends. Instead, we can hang out and drink beer.



For a little entertainment, we can laugh as your neighbors argue.



And maybe we can get some ideas from you for a cool national pattern like yours.



We realize you're hard at work defending yourselves against Phoenix, and it must be pretty difficult. So we're trying to help you by stripping Serbia of Liaoning, because that's what bros do. So, don't worry, we won't abandon you. That's why we call you Broatia.


HAIL BROATIA!
HAIL THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
HAIL BROS!


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