Big Old Fight in Congress about Kyushu
Peter McGoon
I am getting better at article writin' and put some pictures in this time for those of you who can't read good.
BRUTAL FIGHT IN THE HALLS OF OUR CONGRESS
Akki and Kokos40 fight each other in the Diet Building
During yesterday's climactic battle in Kyushu, a fight broke out in the parliament between Akki and former member of eJapan congress Kokos40. During the battle, Akki, a strength 20 field marshal did 326 points of damage in defense of his country while Kokos40 did -636 points. YES, YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY, Kokos40 actually went to the eUSA and attacked us after resigning his seat in congress. Admin, please add a "revoke citizenship" feature soon!
Battle Data is available from Val Siv's newspaper here:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/battle-statistics-updated--1076411/1/20
FROM THE AUTHOR
From the porch of my Q2 house here in Kyushu, I fought a horde of yankees from across the Pacific Ocean. I am originally from eAlabama, so I don't if my old homeland will ever forgive me, but my new home here in Kyushu seems to be recovering nicely. Spirits are high, the birds are chirping, and I am sipping on a bottle of whiskey--Jack Daniel's, the kind we used to import BEFORE the war.
I WANT TO THANK PRESIDENT DOKOMO. A lot of people said he was an eUSA puppet, that the Godzillas are willing to do anything the eUSA government tells them to do. My party, the Imperial Sun Party, trusted him to do the right thing and not retreat the region despite all the pressure to do so.
I ALSO WANT TO THANK MINISTER OF DEFENSE KITA IKKI. I urged him not to give up hope for Kyushu, my new home, and to release Q5 weapons and gold for tanking. He did one hell of a job, just check the donation lists. If our war effort had failed and we lost, you can bet there would be a lot of angry voices saying he wasted all that budget. As it turns out he helped win one of the most epic battles in eHistory. It was easily the most interesting day I have ever played in eRepublik, and I almost cannot believe I was a part of it.
I ALSO WANT TO THANK EVERYONE ELSE IN eJAPAN WHO FOUGHT SO HARD. Sure we had a few deadbeats who did not really fight as you can see from the battle stats I linked above, plus some people who left before the battle started, but most of us came together and really did a great job. Our leaders could not have done it without all of you.
ONE LAST THING
Please anyone who still has communication with the eAmericans will tell them to tell my dear old mother back in eAlabama that her boy is doin' fine. Last month they even made me Member of Congress from Kyushu, the same region all those Yankees tried to attack recently. They might even give me a parade for standing my ground and insisting the rest of eJapan do the same. President Dokomo must have been under a LOT of pressure. Watchin' the news made me a little sad though, all those Yanks trying to break through Kyushu like that. Hell, I even agree with their goals mostly. Why is eHungary in the middle of eChina anyway? Still, we vowed "Never Again" to an invasion of Kyushu, and we mean to keep our word.
I do hope that we can have peace with my old countrymen from across the Pacific. No reason to continue fightin' really...
PS, another thanks to Kita for sending me the basic bb-codes and article templates. thanks, boss!
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I'm actually a Yank in real life, but I enjoyed wacking them the eWorld!
ahhh, so here we are.. Americans on both sides of the politics, on both sides of the battlefield. bet my writers shoot straighter drunk than you good ol' boys do sober.
the USArmy Press Corps covered the reactions of the eMerican President Jewitt: http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-army-times-198260/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/th[..]260/1
I WANT TO THANK PRESIDENT DOKOMO
I WANT TO THANK PRESIDENT DOKOMO
Thank you for the kind words, Congressman McGoon! I did release a large number of Q5 weapons for use by our soldiers and allies, but the decision not to spend any gold on tanking is one I almost regretted. Almost.
We still have all that gold remaining now and once hostilities end, we can decide what to do with it. I hope that people now see the benefit of our state-supported weapons / iron enterprises, and I encourage them to support the Imperial Sun Party in continuing this support.
I would also like to encourage people to continue supporting the TFC Party in our support for the state supported Weapons and Iron enterprises.
Congratulations to everyone who participated in the battle.
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It was honour to fight for Japan!
Sweet home Alabama, where they skies are so blue.
o hai thar, Iz just attacked ur country lol. How is it over here btw?
All I wanted to do was visit the pokemon center for healing! How could you deny me!? :'(
I'm soooo writing an angry letter to officer jenny and nurse joy.
Now our pokemon will die!
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I understand not wanting to be a bridge between continents, but you also said you agreed with our reasoning. If that is the case then your "righteous" nation or whatever you call it should have offered some agreement that both sides would have agreed to, since you agree our cause was "righteous".
Way to F China and India, Japan.
And a level 20 Field Marshal does 326 points of damage? Hell, I did three times that and I'm a Colonel!
Real patriotic, Samurai dedication.
YATTA!
Surprised someone can be so proud to deny two countries, China and India, the freedom they deserve. Nice job screwing them and being a traitor, your mother in eAlabama would definitely not be proud. It's a shame there aren't more intelligent and sensible, freedom loving people like Kokos40.
Irresponsible.
kell his mother is probably his sister too.
Hey, we only attacked because we wanted to spend some money in Shinjuku and Roppangi! You wouldn't deny us the privilege, would you?
Miyazawa Kenji Rocks!
Thank you, Peter McGoon 🙂
Good article. I laughed at "Akki and Kokos40 fight each other in the Diet Building"
How is it possible to see how much damage a particular person dealt where?
Stop taking credit for what other countries did eJapan. PEACENIX forces were the deciding factor in the battle, and they were only there to protect their own interests and not your "righteousness." You remain a puppet of PEACENIX and you screwed China and India in the process.
"A lot of people said he was an eUSA puppet"
So now you're not an American puppet but a Hungarian puppet. Congratulations.
This is on top of always having been an Indonesian puppet, of course.
"Still, we vowed "Never Again" to an invasion of Kyushu, and we mean to keep our word."
Until Phoenix wants to open another border with the eUS. Japan had the opportunity to do the right thing in helping free Asia. This would have won them many friends in EDEN. Now, they are merely the pawn of Phoenix. The eUS wanted one region for a short time. By refusing this and siding with Phoenix, eJapan has subjected all its territories to the whims of eIndonesia, eHungary, and eSerbia.
Brb proclaiming Japan did so much when they couldnt even muster enough damage to be in 3rd place for their own country.
In all seriousness, what are the eJapanese citizen's and government's opinions on their allies in Hungary, Russia, Iran and Indonesia and their actions toward Japan's neighbors in Asia?
I gave your mother that message. Her only response was, "I knew I should have had that abortion."
Oh look, a Japanese Congressman who's in PHOENIX's back pocket. Big surprise here...