Be somebody!
Day 505, 14:59
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Published in USA 
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by Vincent Garibaldi
A Thai soldier in uniform
Are you sick of no one listening to you?
Are you sick of not receiving the weapons you need to fight?
Are you looking for something new?
Do you want to help stop Evil Chinese and Danish Imperialism?
Do you feel like taking a vacation?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, I have the solution.
Join the Thai Foreign Legion!
You'll get to stay in beautiful, and fun, Thailand.
You'll get to fight against those who would attack Thailand and her allies, including South Korea.
You'll get to be somebody!
To join just go here:
We'll gladly provide free moving tickets to help you move to Thailand, and when the time for battle comes, we'll make sure you're supplied.
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Join the Military today!
go to far off lands, meet interesting people...and kill them!!!
only in the Thai Army!
More like Thigh Land.
I see now why an advertisement would need to be made for the army, such a small amount of body armor must really make survival a bit of an issue there
Xanderkish, don't you get it? Thailand is protected by pure sex. Bullets shy away, guns twist out of embarrassment, and enemy soldiers faint dead away.
We're advertising so you can be something more than just another US citizen with malnourishment and wellness under 40. We have a wellness program, and every single one of our active, participating citizens has wellness of 50+. But it's a choice that you will make for yourself.
Michael Lewis is back home, and about to be a cabinet member!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/back-in-eusa-773512/1/20