Assasination Plot & More
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Alfred Ball
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Several days ago a dear friend was abducted by a mad woman named Sophia Forrester, with a crazed plan to have me, the leader of this great nation assasinated. She tried torturing him, and bribing him but he did not falter, for you see Dio was embedded in his heart and gave him the strength to hold on while our secret police moved in and rescued him.
Sadly this crazed individual was able to flee the scene, but mark my words she will be found and brought to justice. To address this new Loli threat to our nation I am moving our country into a state of emergency and I am requiring all Lolies to wear badge in public on the the outside of their uniform such as the one below:
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This is mandatory option, all Lolies without this badge or proof of documentation that exempts them will be sent to Lolizanar Internment Camp. It is with a heart of great sorrow I must enact executive order 9066 for the safety of all the people in Nippon. While Sophia is still at large we do however have the infamous frog doctor, Hitoshi Makoto in custody for public indecency. He is being questioned on these ongoing events now. As we get more information you the people will know as well.
Now onto the international affairs we have signed an MPP with Bosnia and just in time too as Serbia has declared them their natural enemy. We will do all we can to support our new friends in Bosnia!
This is all that is happening as of late, besides getting a welfare program live and budgets for military branches and other ministries are being submitted to congress.
Dio bless all Japanese men and women in these trying times and help the heretics see your love and embrace it.
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Sincerely,
Alfred Ball, President of Japan
Comments
DIO! DIO! DIO!
DIO DIO DIO
hoot : o
oh my lol
Interesting Situation is very Interesting
Executive Order 9066. Props for knowing your history.
>This is mandatory option, all Lolies without this badge or proof of documentation that exempts them will be sent to Lolizanar Internment Camp
I like where this is going, although I'd like to replace lolies with other words :3
Pathetic...
"Captain, o7, I detect an enormous field of win ahead of us"
Can't we all just get along! ;_;
I wasn't mentioned in this article, 1 thumbs down and 1 thumbs up.
May the medieval come on your arse X_x !
I half expected another assassination plot.
So when exactly did this happen and has my Bizarro World duplicate been safely apprehended?
It sounds like "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" except without the mass appeal, and with an unclear ending. Does anyone know whether Rei Ayanami has an opinion on Haruhi's politics?
I do not have the time to interview the owl, so the world may never know.
Bah...
If you prefer, I could try an owl-summoning ritual.