American Marines: Welcome in the United Netherlands
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by dionysus
Dear American Marines and sympathisers,
I want to welcome you in the United Netherlands. I am happy to see the USA is once again using their taxpayer's money for a useless cause.
I am grateful for this opportunity though, for many reasons:
a) I can reach Field Marshall rank in no time now, thank you very much. I finally have a good cause to fight extensively for.
b) You are uniting Belgian and Dutch players even more. We seem to forget about all our differences now and we fight for a common cause.
c) PEACE criticizers in this country will finally see what PEACE will do for this country when in danger. Their criticism will fade and our country will be even more sympathetic to PEACE.
d) Businesses in this nation are selling more goods now and the state is earning much gold by this all.
In the name of all citizens of the United Netherlands, I wish to thank you guys. Your arrival here has many benefits.
Ow, and to the Dutch people in the US army. It's good to see you back in this country. I hope you enjoy your short stay. *Waves to Gassie and Duiveltje*
I must warn you Americans though. The Netherlands is well known for the drugs, the cheese and the red light district in Amsterdam, and disgusting yet easy to drink beers (Heineken for instance). Belgium is well known for it's great variety of beers, chocolate and waffles.
Don't lose yourselves here in the United Netherlands. The USA don't look to kindly upon drugs, drunks, etc.
Enjoy your stay Americans.
Final word to our allies of PEACE: welcome in our country. Belgian beers are free for you and you get cheese, waffles, chocolate and wooden shoes on your way back to your nations.
Kind regards,
dionysus
former president United Netherlands, India and the Netherlands
edit: You might also see many US Marines paying tribute to Kixtart for all the damage he has done against the Americans. There is only one Kixtart and that is ours. Don't let their picture fool you, they are just paying tribute to him for the great fighter that he is.
There are also Americans paying tribute to our president Jazar, because Americans had to deal with the worst presidents in erepublik's history. It's nice of them to support good presidents.
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Haha, so true 😃
We will give chocolate to all our Peace allied! The former Belgian will make their part!
Slivever, I already included your beers 🙂
But I will include chocolate too.. I like chocolate.
Voted!
And free drinks at W Drink for all drugs abusers. LSD the party we support is glad to have this party and you buy our food and weapons. Never seen our stocks depleting this fast. Cash is coming and we can pay our employees again for weeks 🙂
A really United Netherlands thanks to the US Marines.
Inderdeed!
bloody brilliant 😛
No more boring war games but the real thing. You are right dionysus, we really needed this!
I wondered when someone would name the drugs, the red light district and, of course, the beer 😉
Ohw, didn't know we needed to hug them suddenly 🙂
And US Marines On your way back you get an orange tulip. As a thank you.
Nice talking 🙂
youre welcome
No Problem 🙂 My pleasure !
*wave to Duiveltje
Now I understand why my ancestors left the netherlands to settle in South Africa.
Julle is nie reg in die kop nie
ohai thar Netherlands. I'll enjoy ranking up because of you too. 😉
The Americans haven't come for land, gold or experience - They've come to kidnap your president and take him back to eUSA to lead them!
argh, alfagrem, I should have known 😒
well, guess I have to become president of this country again, which obviously will still be united when Americans leave... IF they leave, because staying here is just so tempting, with all the drugs, booze, women, chocolate, cheese, waffles.. OMG, I might just stay here as well!
*waves back*
Voted. Don't ask Dyo, just bored 🙂
Jazar, bastaard u! Waarom moet copyrighted u mijn stelen avatar als dit?! Schande op u.
Fatalitus, you do know you are wearing the PEACE logo as avatar now, right?
I know I love PEACE they take all the bad things, then make them in to good things. Dood aan het Nederlandse! Do I have that right?
Oh, also, I've had this avatar for years. PEACE stole it from me - that's outrageous, those silly sausages.
>I can reach Field Marshall rank in no time now, thank you very much. I finally have a good cause to fight extensively for.
You should fight in the war games more
This is madness.
I lol'd.
Voted ofcourse...
Shot two yanks in te back, two in the head and 1 in the knee...
4 dead yanks and one crippled one ain't bad at all...
Hardly can wait for the next 5 fights tomorrow...
Will try to set a new personal record by shooting all 5 through
the head...
Emerick, not really a worthy cause if you ask me. I rather save my weapons for an actual fight, like now.
Furthermore, if wargames are a good way of ranking up, what are you Americans doing here? You pay even more to have wargames, yet they send their soldiers all around the world, rather than fighting in expensive wargames..
And what about supporting your allies for a change? 😉
lol. we get thanked for liberating their regions. xD
Nobody thanked the U.S. airborne division. Come on!!
"d) Businesses in this nation are selling more goods now and the state is earning much gold by this all."
Too bad we don't buy things or take jobs.
I did not steal Jazar or kixtart's avatar. Al roker is better anyways.
I really respect what PEACE can do in terms of propaganda. The amount of articles you guys turn out, and how quickly they reach the tops of the national lists is impressive. Makes me wonder if you people ever go out, and... you know... work?
We try to follow your history-example and have slaves for that.
luck
"I did not steal Jazar or kixtart's avatar. Al roker is better anyways."
Yeah, Roker isn't as disturbing as that guy on Jazar's avatar, close, but not quite.
Nice article, pity though you have to name the things I hate.
You fake USA Christians, felth the Wrath of this Dutch Reformed (and here that DOES mean someting) Gunsman.
I steel-plated my 16th century king-sized staten-bible, added sharp spikes a chain and made myself a HOLY Mace.
FEEL THIS INFEDELS *Cruches 2 skulls*
I took some wood from the cros on the wall, bend it with holy water, and made a really good CROSS-Bow
EAT THIS! *shoots 2 yanks trough the hart*
Now and to make sure one of you survives to tell your friends NOT to return to the Netherlands, home of the reformation.
*graps some good old sledgehammer, from the statue-slamming in the 16th century*
FEEL THIS
Breaks every bone in one yank, makes sure he will never be able to have kids, nor be able to walk or use his hands.
*dumps the near-dead yank on a wooden cart, on a pile of manur, pulled by burning pigs, and sends it to the yank encampment.
NOW BEGONE from us!
"We try to follow your history-example and have slaves for that."
I'd like to point out that the Dutch were one of the first nations to engage in the Atlantic slave trade.
Here, is not Netherland. It's EUnited Netherlands. So, what dutch did there is 2 century...
Former Belgian want you GO HOME!
(if you take former Belgian region, the Party of belgian intesret, the Belgian Party will loose congressman. Who say "stupid americans"? Go for fight fo freedom of Alaska, Lousiana of Missouri... but get out of the Dutch and Belgian country!)
Als alle gekken konden vliegen hadden we een permanente zonsverduistering
Well, this is looking good in the Walloon region. But we need to fight MORE for our Capital! Fight Green, conquer our American enemies!
BTW: Captain
(+71) 4599 / 9000
Finally 😃
bende seudewijven, ze zouden beter griekeland helpen tegen den PTO als ze toch bevrijderke willen spelen.
Fatalitus and others, i think it's best that you write in English because your dutch is awfull. Also stealing avatars is just childish behavior. Just like someone did with Kixtart's avatar. 😒
@Fatalitus don't be funny. Google translate haha 😉
lol
*waves back*
Lol, Good bye brussels.
@ Jacob van den Guldenweege - Pretending to smash the skulls of other christians...how very christian of you. You make baby jesus cry holy water.
lol, poor Dionysus, didn't know PEACE got to you. Don't worry, when PEACE falls we'll have beers all around and even you will celebrate in having your overlords defeated.
i'm american marine who will defend for you 😃
hihihi hail PEACE