America's Spring Break!
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by Desertfalcon
Our invasion anthem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4npWh-zdY7Q
As you probably already know the United States is going to war with Mexico. I have long tried to persuade Uncle Sam to do this instead of going against eight countries in Portugal and I finally got my wish. This should be a cake walk for us as we will be able to attack Mexico for two days without them having any MPPs. I am in support of this war, the U.S. is going to be considered Imperialist as long as we are in Atlantis so why not have some fun with it. Now the only problem we face is that for some reason the northern half of Mexico does not border its southern half according to the stats for erepublik regions. Because of this we may be stuck to the northern half if the admins don't take the magical force field the Mexican scientists have somehow managed to construct.
Mexico was recently taken over by Polish (yes the Polish) and they have taken control of congress within Mexico and donated all the money to one of their orgs. Now Mexico has a very small population and inactive government so its not likely they will put up much resistance. Without MPPs Mexico does not have much a chance and the first two days Mexico will not have any allies so all their support will have to be moved in.
The only downside to war is that Indonesia may take the chance to strike at India and India would be less able to defend themselves but I expect the heavy fighting to only last for a day or two in the U.S. so if India can start up a resistance war in Indonesia they can hold them off long enough for the U.S. to take a few regions and then shift back to India. Now we are not going to take all the regions as we will leave Mexico the southeast and maybe a few other regions however Uncle Sam will be the deciding factor on that.
New rule: If the Polish can take over your country, you suck.
Americans this spring break you don't have to worry about the hassles of international travel as now you can go cliff diving in Acapulco and get wasted in Tijuana right here in the good ole U.S. of A. So Americans, rise up and head for the border as we shall combine our foods with those of Mexico and we shall insert our American hotdogs into their Mexican tacos!
~America Fuck Yeah~
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So long, $7000 USD!
God bless America
ROFL! I love your new rule! That's hysterical.
I say we give Indonesia the priority in war. If we loose a war with Mexico, its no big deal, but if we loose one to Indonesia, then it is a big loss as a country.
Nah India has plenty of MPPs to keep them safe.
I don't know about you, but I'm riding a Horse to Mexico
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idhbYnqGOtI
I wrote a longer article raising questions nobody else seems to have curious about, but eRepublik ate it. Publishing error.
How is this going to look to, you know, the rest of the world? Are we really going to get our glory from attacking a defenseless, resource poor minor nation?
This is like punching a girl in a wheelchair.
Horse to Mexico: http://tinyurl.com/cs6oqs
Invade for Taco's
Or stealing candy from a baby 🙂
I was leery of this until I noticed that the entire nation of Mexico is 391 citizens. We will simply be stabilizing a potential threat on our southern border. I'm not an imperialist, but a 391 citizen nation taken over by foreigners is a clear and present danger to our relatively undefended southern frontier.
This hurts relatively few and mitigates a threat to our 11,000 citizens. RWAR!
Has someone looked into what new avenues this opens for PEACE with our borders?
Kinda sad, and there are many people in Mexico that would take offense to your "inactive government" claim.
Also sad how this American jingoism parallels RL.
This should be interesting.. Will this be the 1st War in American History in which we take land in battle and can actually hold it? lol
By many do you mean 12? Lighten up its a game.
Jumping the border eh?
@Alby
That was horrible..
Of course it's a game, I just wonder sometimes whether RL prejudices are masked in this simulation BASED on RL.
Don't know about you but first thing im defending is a taco cache!
Orion: What the hell are you talking about? Are you saying the US is attacking Mexico because they are hispanic?
Mexico is poor in RL and does not have a chance of winning but will they support the stronger nation so to not have eUSA take them over.
This is a lost cause.
Arizona borders Sonora, our missiles will blot out the sun!
Huzzah!
The United States, inspired by "Manifest Destiny," confidently expands our territories southwestward. Our young country is regarded as a "go-ahead" nation, looking forward to a future of seemingly endless possibilities for our country and our people. Meanwhile, Mexico struggles. Yes, we must invade Mexico to save Mexico and to fulfill our Manifest Destiny! Mexico looks to the past for its sense of meaning. We do not. We look to the future. And we march forward, with this as our battle marches theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wyrZADohko
We are coming, Uncle Sam. Huzzah!
Muerto el Poles
We MUST control the Northeast, Northwest, and Baja to secure America from Mexico. Those 3 territories are critical to victory, effectivally cutting all land ties between the US and Mexico.
Of course, the other advantage to taking Mexico unilaterally is that we can get *two* wars out of it if we want - first when we conquer, second when we declare resistance wars and give it back.
Yeah!
Take Baja Caly 1st!
@ Alby
A horse? Ride a donkey, they have plenty of donkey food in Mexico but no horse food. Strange eh? I'm bringing my towel, my sunscreen, my gun, my hotdogs too. All the while I'm gonna be making a documentary on how they pass illegal immigrants, its gonna be calle😛 How immigrants get into the eUS, from Meexicans to the Chinese.