Adventures in the Wayne Dictatorship #2: LADventures in Mass Debating +the Govt is Crap

Day 2,676, 11:33 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Rob the Bruce
This one is maybe gonna go off on like 3 different tangents idek


I was gonna make these articles pretty regularly but the cabal quietened down after the first article came out and it talks a loadda bollocks half the time at this point. Kinda like mongress but a bit more active and less dougal screw ups.

THE LOWDOWN
1. New immigration procedure got trialed, probs gonna need an update on how that went at some point
2. Some kinda illuminati bs FUN team be doin' some shady stuff

3. Madelina sucks or something

4. I'd make a great MoF


Anything else in there from in between my last article and this 'un seems to be a loadda crap.

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Well this was short, so how are our democratically elected representatives in congress doing?


Posted after the Serbia MPP has been signed, sealed and sorted. Yup.

They don't call it mongress for nothing

Maybe the "executive" branch of government is good? I'm in the government apparently, "junior" minister of Defence. So shall we take a look inside a govt ministry? Sure, I mean we already know it's gonna be god awful...

First contact wid ma homie with my new colleague, MoD Alexander Atem

Screenshotception

There's 2 problems that one might be able to spot with this:
1. I contacted him, rather than my superior contacting me to dump his demands onto
2. I wasn't made fully aware of my position when I was initially given the job.

Whatever, benefit of the doubt etc etc...

The next correspondence

Bit weird communication there, goes on about prios then asks me about something completely unrelated... hm... but OK.

The problem is, after he sent that PM I heard nothing from him for... lemme see...


I make that 7 days.

During that 7 days I had no contact with the cabinet. I was not included in any cabinet PMs despite being in the cabinet, and I was never given any access to the MoD paper. My role is in effect made useless.

Now what's this "thread" he mentions? Am I finally in the Cabinet PMs? Nope I'm not. It's this thing:


Fancy name for the MoD PM, basically the correspondence between the MoD and MU commanders that should have been done days before.

It's also the least active MU commander PM I've seen out of the total of 3 I've been in through my dull e-"life". It's been over 24 hours since the last set of orders was put in there. I would update prios myself but of course I still have no MoD org access, I'm not in any cabinet PMs, and if Alexander Atem was in a position of knowing what the prios are (which he should as MoD's top dog) he'd have updated them by now.

What about other Ministers?
Fataliix is doing some awesome work in the MoFA, everyone else is quietly useless. Of course, I'd have a better picture to give you if only somebody would put me in the PMs that I really should be in... hm...



But the big question on everybody's lips: Is the Wayne Dictatorship any better?
The answer to that: The dictator doesn't really have a cabinet and the elite cabal doesn't actually decide anything, just comes up with ideas, so the comparison is ridiculous as Wayne can only do so much. He's pressing the right law buttons though, which is good I guess. I'm not surprised he wrote an article claiming he's now going "full dictator", it's what I'd do looking at the mess Huey's cabinet has made...

TL😉R
CABAL IS QUIET
HUEY'S GOVT IS CRAP apart from Fata
MONGRESS IS CRAP although gali's memes are sublime
WAYNE IS... AVERAGE I GUESS? YEAH AVERAGE
SO BASICALLY EVERYTHING NOT ASSOCIATED WITH A UKRP MEMBER SEEMS TO BE AVERAGE OR CRAP... COOL YEAH LET'S MAKE THIS A PROPAGANDA PIECE...

I lost my trail of thought after the third line there so let's finish before I go mad...

Until the next time...
-Rob the Bruce