A President's Musings on War
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by Harrison Richardson
Today was a long day. I logged on to "WTF BBQ WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!". I knew this would be one of "those" days.
The defense of Canadian held Nova Scotia was going fine. We'd lowered the wall to 10k and then PEACE came and did a bit of tanking. They got the wall to 115k. I went to Eugene Harlot, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, and said "fire up the tanks!", and we were off. Except, we weren't. Server problems happened and unfortunately we lost. Is the server entirely to blame? No. Could the Admins use better servers? You betcha. Do we need to tank earlier next time? I'd say so. Is this the end of the e-world? Not a shot.
Right now, we're being attacked in Alaska. Russia, with some friends from our attacks on their regions back in yesteryear, has begun their offensive. PEACE seems to really want some American soil, eh? So far, no real extreme fighting has gone on... PEACE hasn't tanked, America hasn't tanked, and heck, we're not even really fighting there. I'd like to remind citizens to follow battle orders!. If you are in the military, the orders from your commander always super-cede anyone else's, even mine. If you're not in the military, check this paper, the paper of Eugene Harlot, or download Publius' Script (http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/50385) to get updated information. Publius' script is a really great invention, and we owe him a great amount of thanks for it.
This is going to be a long and hard war. The number one rule during this war should be listening. Don't fight early in the day if you don't need to. Listen for orders. If we're attacked and everyone uses their fights in Hawaii and Florida gets attacked, we have to call in tanks. That's not helpful at all. Also, don't fight in any United Kingdom Wars!. Those wars are just training wars and, for the moment, we have bigger priorities. Never fight in any wars involving the United Kingdom.
Don't panic and remain vigilant, USA, we'll get through this.
Tradition Pictures
From "The Patriot Girls", whatever the hell that is.
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Harrison Richardson
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cozlamaxxxx
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Americamaxx
Good article.
Voted.
cool musings bro
WTF BBQ WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!
holy smokes... dude I'm glad those pics are behind a link... WOWZA
RichardsonMAXXX
God Bless America. Death to PEACE.
Good Article, Voted
HRMAXX!
If we hadn't clicked like crazy on Alaska, I think we could have saved Nova Scotia. But the war's far from over. I'm ready to keep helping Canada! As for Alaska, looks like we'll be alright. We're holding up a good wall. I just hope we can aid our allies to the north... and that PEACE doesn't try any further cheap divide and conquer tactics. >8(
😃
AMERIMAXX
now > I went to Eugene Harlot, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, and said "fire up the tanks!",
EH had to wait for your command?
Hopefully we can hold Alaska, PEACE does a lot of damage between midnight and 8AM in erep time.
PEACE PROPAGANDA!
PEACE seems to really want some American soil, eh?
The Canadians got to you. ("eh?")
Link to Department of Defense (DoD) Daily Orders:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/dod-daily-orders-131101/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/do[..]101/1
We call for more aggression! Down with PEACE! Down with the USA!
AMERIMAXX
Eugene Harlot
did you hafta wait for the president's command to use those tanks?
WE HAD THAT DANG ENGAGEEMNT WITHIN GRASP,,
DID YOU HAFTA WAIT FOR THE COMMAND FROM THE PRESIDENT FOR THE USE OF THE TANKS??!
Voted
yummy article
yummier pics
Aatticus: Harlot can do whatever he wants and he knows I support him. I represent the people and Harlot knows that. We both knew we were going to tank, I just stated the obvious.
DID HE HAFTA WAIT FOR YOUR COMMAND?
I watched it this am,,, we had that engagement in grasp,,
A private was screaming for tanks waaaaay before they were DEPLOYED
IT WAS THAT OBVIOUS!
Canada is with you guys right through to the end, Help Liberate Our igloo's Dammit!
WHO WAS THAT PRIVATE SCREAMING FOR TANKS THIS MORNING,,,
ARE YOU IN HERE?
what was also OBVIOUS prez,,
by the time they were deployed
THEY WERE VIRTUALLY USELESS!!!
If the military went crazy every time some one shouted "help, tanks!" we'd have to raise the tax to 150%. This is war, every idea is going to be shouted all the time.
We were down 50k. We had already brought the wall down to 10k once. Aatticus, quit spamming my paper.
START LEADING THE COUNTRY TO VICTORY AND I WILL!!!!
THOSE TANKS SHOULD HAVE DEPLOYED MUCH SOONER
A PRIVATE KNEW,,
AT THE POINT YOU DEPLOYED 'EM,,,
IT WAS ALREADY TOOO FRICKIN; LATE!!!!!!!
I WANNA KNOW WHO SCREWED THAT UP
YOU
or
EH
DID HE HAFTA WAIT FOR YOUR COMMAND HR?
WHO WASTED OUR TANKS?!?!?
Draco,
Just shut-up. You don't have a bleeding clue wtf you're talking about. The timing of tanks is a balancing act. Send them too soon, and your enemies have time for a counter-surge. Obviously, the timing of our tanks in Nova Scotia was disrupted by server issues. S*** happens. I'll still trust Harlot's judgment over yours or some random private's.
I DONT TRUST ANY OF THEIR JUDGEMENTS
I WATCHED THAT ENGAGEMENT ALL MORNING
TANKS WERE NEEDED WAY BEFORE THEY DEPOLYED IT
WE HAD THAT ENGAGEMENT IN OUR GRASP!!!!
WHEN THEY FINALLY REALESED THE TANKS
IT WAS FOR NOTHING!!!!!!
love the ameri-kinis
I know what I am fighting for!
Girls in bikinis!!
Voted. And an extra vote for Julie.
Go get em Mr. President!
We need to get those girls in your cabinet sir!
Just want to say Publius' script is really cool.
And Aatticus... maintain... have some camomile tea.
Libery Prime will save alaska!
Thanks Mr. President
looks like we got ourselves another good Warrior King like Scrabman. Lets keep him in the Barrel as long as we can then maybe when we exhaust him Scrab will be rested up! Good Warlords are hard to find.
One warriors opinion,
loft
Server problems affected all of US. I was logging in from Romania yet the server worked very slowly, a few times did not even work. Servers are not to blame.
And by the way the script written by Publius is used by Hungary by at least 2 or 3 months.
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