A Modest Proposal
Day 1,606, 22:05
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Published in Egypt 
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by Wizard of Az
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It has come to my attention that the individuals in Egypt had become for a short time free and lively in their homeland. Naturally this form of freedom and progress is an insult to the world, why should we be so happy as we are weak!
Luckily our Cypriot overlords have took it upon themselves to fix the pesky "freedom problem". In a grand exchange called theAlexandria Accord... Cairo Conference Liberty Lease the Cypriots have seen it fit to divide up Egyptian home regions and provide for their return to the true owners of this land the Greeks, blessed be their names and everything they touch, in a time when they are done taking down the great menace of Bulgaria. Obviously the Bulgarians are a large threat, look how close they placed themselves to enemy countries!
Needing to find a way to pay for the occupation the Cypriots have graciously granted us a land to fornicate where we will be able to keep 1/4 of our stock for breeding purposes (far larger than any other farm animal!) But what of the other three fourths you say? Why they shall be taken off into the night to be eaten by the Cypriot lords to help cover our debt to them, after all our liberty does so place their resources in danger.
Tis a Modest price to pay to our Cypriot overlords, and should surely keep us rebellion free! So I urge you Egyptians stop modernizing, stop fighting smart, stop rallying around your great leaders and head on down to lower Egypt while the breeding's good! Do not attempt to rise up and demand freedom, that will only corrupt your soul!
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Freedom for Some!
United we stand divided we some stupid word that kinda sounds out to be secrets I guess?
It has come to my attention that the individuals in Egypt had become for a short time free and lively in their homeland. Naturally this form of freedom and progress is an insult to the world, why should we be so happy as we are weak!
Luckily our Cypriot overlords have took it upon themselves to fix the pesky "freedom problem". In a grand exchange called the
Needing to find a way to pay for the occupation the Cypriots have graciously granted us a land to fornicate where we will be able to keep 1/4 of our stock for breeding purposes (far larger than any other farm animal!) But what of the other three fourths you say? Why they shall be taken off into the night to be eaten by the Cypriot lords to help cover our debt to them, after all our liberty does so place their resources in danger.
Tis a Modest price to pay to our Cypriot overlords, and should surely keep us rebellion free! So I urge you Egyptians stop modernizing, stop fighting smart, stop rallying around your great leaders and head on down to lower Egypt while the breeding's good! Do not attempt to rise up and demand freedom, that will only corrupt your soul!
cccINCIccc
Freedom for Some!
United we stand divided we some stupid word that kinda sounds out to be secrets I guess?
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so why don't we take western desert or red sea coast in place of the lower Egypt its better resources for us, isn't it ?
Cyprus wants us to have Lower Egypt so that when Greece is ready to take back their Egyptian lands, the door way is open. We should not mistake the Cypriots actions as benevolent.
Greece Egyptian land really ? and what about us? we will just get thrown out like that or do we have any plans ?
most of inci has moved to usa and inci has nothing to do with eCyprus, it belongs to the eCypriots and gets the support of some inci members.
not mine, for example
You have those in Cyprus flying our flag and ruining your name then.
Fighiting for a free egypt.
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You can't even understand what a favor is. You requested it, we gave it.
I don't care if Greece takes it back from you. But we didn't need those regions, you needed them, and we gave them, although we had the military power to keep them.
If you are that willing to stay conquered, we can conquer those 2 regions too...
what an idiot
If it was merely the return of regions this would be different, but it is te arrogant attitude with which you presented this region.
اييييييييييييييييييييه هوا مافيش مصرييين في مصر ولا اييييييييييييييييه
انا صحيح أعرف أنجليزي بس أنجليزي أل ذا تايم
أيز ستيوبيد