[PoTUS] Elect Custer: Let’s Make Things Interesting!
George Armstrong Custer
Dateline: January 3, 2015 (Day 2600)
Location: Sun City, Arizona
Reporter: OhFU Party President "Old Man" Custer
Music: - We’ll Meet Again (Dr. Strangelove ending)
Does anyone ever really listen to these? I try to pick relevant stuff...
Editor’s Note: This is not a test. This is not satire. This is serious sh-t, brother. Serious sh-t.
These are Choices? Really?
As of publication of this edition, here’s what the Presidential ballot looks like.
Wild Owl: Been there, done that. Business as usual.
as GeorgeS Trolls: This is the best the Socialists have to offer?
Dr_Devil: American Freedom Alliance.. Enough said.
George Armstrong Custer: Airstrike Serbia on Day One!
Ronald Gipper Reagan: Same Pizza, different day.
Party Endorsements
Wild Owl is “Supported by (12) parties” … really? Granted, the top three are Top 5 Parties. That’s some real sh-t. Truly impressive, totally legit.
But the others.. other than iNCi (are they still here?), most if not all are “caretaker” Parties taken from Ajay/Pizza/RGR during the long-endured Unity elections.
Party Endorsements, like so many of Plato’s
Custer for President. Seriously?
Sure. Why not?
I’ve been in on enough Presidential Daily Briefings to see that leadership at the top is a team effort. We’ve seen, and celebrated “drunk Presidenting.” We’ve seen absentee Presidenting. We’ve seen “business as usual” to such a degree that the country seems to be running on autopilot.
We recently engaged Spain in a War. A safe bet, very well calculated. Also boring as fu-k. The Media War was more exciting than the one on the battlefield. America slept through the victory party.
What we haven’t seen, since the ancient history days of Jewitt or Scrabman is an action packed Presidency.
What we haven’t seen in recent memory is America on the offense.
What we haven’t seen in a long, long time is a direct war with our “sworn eternal enemy,” Serbia.
What we have never seen is America dropping an Airstrike on anyone, ever.
Are there risks involved? Of course.
We could be invaded.
Been there, done that. We survived.
The benefits, though?
Community. Nothing brings Americans together like a good War.
A big War. An expensive War. The kind of War that opens up Arm America and uses those mysterious “Reserves” we’ve been paying into since forever.
The kind of War that brings old dead players back to the game, and shows new players what that red Fight button is all about.
The kind of War that grabs your interest by the friggin’ shirt collar and shakes some life back into this game.
The kind of War that’s not “playing it safe” by lying in a non-aggression bed with our enemies.
The kind of War that redraws the lines of alliance clearly-- you’re with us, or you’re against us.
There’s a special place in eHell for our enemies, and by God it’s our job to send ‘em there.
Custer’s election platform? War.
Big fat glorious War.
Kill ‘em all and let Dio sort ‘em out.
Your Old Fu-ks United Party Officials, “The Committee,”
. . . .
PP Custer, Zheng He, Melissa Rose, Kria Erikson and Synesi
Shout It a Lot!
[PoTUS] Vote Custer for President!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2483658/1/20
Vote for Big Fat Glorious WAR
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859 readers know that Old Fu-ks are the best fu-ks.
Comments
This is not a test. This is not satire. This is serious sh-t, brother. Serious sh-t.
[PoTUS] Vote Custer for President!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2483658/1/20
Vote for Big Fat Glorious WAR
(alternate Shout)
Custer’s election platform? War.
Big fat glorious War.
Kill ‘em all and let Dio sort ‘em out.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2483658/1/20
Like you and your party, for the most part...
Shit
shit
Did it for you as a small favor.
Oh hell yeah!
I mean media is always more exciting for me haha, and Party endorsements beyond the T5 have been pretty weak practically since always, as a result of game mech.
Regardless, I wish we could've voted on you for our primary, best of luck Custer.
America deserves better than "business as usual" and "safe wars."
[PoTUS] Vote Custer for President!
erepublik.com/en/article/2483658/1/20
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Yes.
LOVE THIS ARTICLE - TEAM SPIRIT = RAWR!!!!
US for the wipe. \o/
\o/ Old FU_KS for the win
Stop the insanity of the same old thing, month after month. Vote for the Old Fu_k!
This has my seal of approval
Mine too!! I like when it gets crazy!
I've known the ornery old fu-k for years. He may be cranky without his nap but he really cares about the eUS!
like 🙂
Voted ;d
\o/
v47
2015... 😉
http://www.erepublik.com/uk/article/2015--2483080/1/20
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Let's start this Presidential term with a bang!!! Go Custer!
Go Custer!
"as GeorgeS Trolls: This is the best the Socialists have to offer?"
We were running any candidate who wanted to go to try to get RGR off the poll.
same ole same ole, Custer can't take criticism, talks of the media but won't use it for the good of the average player, nor will he respond to my request... I have molded this game through my endless failures more than Custer has, boot licking his way thru
BOMBS OVER BELGRADE!
Forget the MPP with Asteria! Let's hit them in their Heart!
Since I'm one of Ajay's multi's, I guess I have to vote for him....
We won the war against Spain?!?!?!??! I wondered why we hadn't seen anything in the battles. I've got these Christmas Bombs that need to be used. But they had some good media people over there, we haven't seen any more photos of Scarlett being held hostage... don't tell me we took her back.
Their media was poop 🙂
Inferior trolling at the most.
Ummm I'm new to the game and don't really know how to play could anyone help me?
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did you get the New Citizens Message?
have you been contacted by any Government officials, or representatives of political Parties?
pretty sure you can get a personal mentor through the Dept of Interior.
Yea wrote this before I got it sorry
no sweat, bud. eRep is pretty confusing, especially just stepping off the bus. our government, and the community of players as a whole, are loaded people who are glad to help new players. this is one happy consistency no matter who's President one month to the next. the game itself goes fast and is absurdly rewarding for the first few days, up to Level 21 or so-- which, I think, is the level at which you can join a political Party and Vote.
look around. read a lot. get signed up on IRC and the eUSA Forums, and read a lot more.
the game is played as much away from the game as in it-- called "the meta game" as you find yourself just clicking through the actual game while finding friends and communities away from it.
if you put this one phrase in your head-- "community of players"-- as you find your way around, you'll find where you want to be and where it's not worth your time.
that sounds pretty cool I've never played a game like this before
Good luck...I really want you to win, and to see your AS on Belgrade.
We are ready, now you just need to win o7
Support from Serbia for Serbia-USA war !
any Serbs left in the American Freedom Alliance. Party? let 'em know we're throwing the challenge!
If there is any I will try to contact them, and make #dareToWar
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AFA President Dr_Devil would be happy to help you with this.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/party-members/3085
As a wise and benevolent leader of one of those caretaker parties I will switch my vote if you switch your platform:
George Armstrong Custer: Airstrike Sweden on Day One!
Read the first and second trumpets my son. Then you will find some enlightenment.
got another article out:
[PoTUS] Custer: The Dark Horse Candidate!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2483979/1/20
Bomb Serbia Back to the Stone Age on Day One
see LordRahl2's comment above
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You had me at We will not promise to not have War with our enemies.
please see my totally full response in the Comments to the new article.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/rw-mir-que-distintos-somos--2484027/1/20
yes sdweef