[WHPR] America Invades Britain!!

Day 1,609, 18:29 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room

White House Press Room - Day 1606

In this issue:
-War with Britain!
-Government Media!
-Amerika Saved!




The best Redcoat, is a Deadcoat
Staff reporter Arthur Ward gives us a rundown on America’s Invasion of Englan😛

Our short period of peace is about to be shattered America, all in the name of a Bromance! Before I go on, I would like to explain, only briefly, the situation Canada has found itself in with a rebellion and now an invasion by the UK. A little over a month ago, a small group of Canadian citizens exiled themselves from Canada, outraged over the pardon of Canadian pariah Rolo Tahmasee. That following day the movement turned to rebellion when it began military action against Canada, slowly they helped RW the colonies Canada held in both France and the UK to their original owners. This continues to this day, with the loss of 3 colonies in the UK in just the last week. Now these rebels refuse to fight for Canada in the invasion which has already cost Canada one of its original regions.

With that said, the United States is taking a stand with its oldest ally against this invasion, by declaring the UK our Natural Enemy. Our objectives for this declaration are clear:

1) Block the invasion of Canada.
2) Return sovereign territory back to Canada.
3) Make the redcoats regret ever declaring war!

Until these objectives are achieved, we will press on to the gates of Buckingham Palace if necessary!


American forces routing the British invasion of Quebec




The Many Facets of Government Media

Staff Reporter John Killah explains the different Government newspapers, and their importance to you; the citizens.

As touched on briefly last edition by our Secretary of Media, Israel Stevens, the Top 5 Articles section of the homepage has returned, with a brand new look. With the advent of this slightly momentous decision, we here at the WHPR feel that you should be reading, and more importantly subscribed, to the following Government Papers to keep up to date on a range of subjects -
Clicking any of the images will take you to their respective paper


Current Subscriber Numbers: 1991
One of the more obvious papers to be subscribed to, the White House Press Room is the premier newspiece for all things governement and national related information, fresh from the press. Led by the illustrious Sec Media (Israel Stevens), the paper has been at the forefront of breaking news down to understandable terms for its readers while still keeping true to the facts of the information provided to them. If there is any reason to subscribe to this paper, it is for that.


Current Subscriber Numbers: 672
Another project of the Media Team, The Pony Express is at the forefront of highlighting and pushing media articles that the team deem awesome or extremely informative that the entire nation should read those articles. If you are interested in reading articles that have meaning, whether information, comedic etc, then subscribe to this paper for regular updates.


Current Subscriber Numbers: 4184
One of, if not, the most important publications from the Government, would be the Department of Defense’s Daily Orders. Released daily, and updated regularly throughout that day, the Daily Orders come directly from the President and the National Security Council (NSC) and help direct citizens who aren’t part of a recognised military unit. It includes links to the most important battles that citizens should be directing their damage, and also includes information on how important the battle is to how citizens should fight in it, to either maximise their damage or minimse the cost to the citizen. Subscribing to this newspaper is a must for those interested in helping the eUSA’s fighting capabilities.


Current Subscriber Numbers: 422
The official newspaper that represents the eUS Congress. Controlled by the Speaker of the House (ergo, the name of the newspaper), it presents to the public who either, a) Don’t know where to find the public congress boards,or b) Don’t want to go to the offsite location, an opportunity to view and understand what congress has been up to in its term. Unfortunately for the public, it doesn’t include anything from the Private Section unless it’s been “declassified” (aka, moved) to the Public Section. So if you’re interested in how congress works, either through curiosity or interest in running for congress and brushing up on your knowledge, you should definately subscribe


Current Subscriber Numbers: 832
One of the best tools for new players and inexperienced players alike, the Department of Education’s newspaper has all manner of articles related to all sections of the game, be it military, economic or diplomatic/political. It is a treasure trove of information and if you want to keep updated with new guides or information, subscribing this paper is a good idea.


Current Subscriber Numbers: 254
If you’re new to the game and need a bit of help getting settled in, the Department of Interior’s newspaper is worth subscribing to. This department has everything a newbie could ask for - Bewbs4Newbs, a program where you post epic boob pictures for food! and more. This department really is the first port of call should a newbie need assistance from something other than knowledge.


Current Subscriber Numbers: 140
The Department of State is an important place to be, but sometimes it can be a bit overlooked by players seeking more media-present departments such as the DoD or DoM. But it’s vital the country, dealing with all manner of foreign affairs. It is also home to perhaps the most important place (so they say) for someone looking to work their way up the Executive chain - The Ambassador Program. This is definitely a newspaper to subscribe to if you’re interested in the international scene.


Current Subscriber Numbers: 469
The newspaper of the current President of the eUnited States of America (Long title sometimes, thus why we call them, PotUS). You should be subscribed to this if you are interested in hearing the PotUS speak their mind on current affairs while they are in office, as well as revealing some of the goings on in the country.


Current Subscriber Numbers: 2303
Another must subscribe for those interested in the International Scene, The Terra Times is the official newspaper of the alliance the eUSA is currently a member of - TERRA. Used mainly to help the public understand changes either in staff or how TERRA has been doing on the battle and diplomatic fronts.


Current Subscriber Numbers: 7465
Like the previous paper, another subscribe if you’re interested in International politics, this is the official newspaper of our allied Alliance (and the alliance we used to belong to a long time ago) - EDEN. Again like TERRA’s newspaper, it is mainly used to explain how EDEN is doing on the Battle and Diplomatic fronts.




Amerika Saved!

The Artela Administration would like to commend all of the party volunteers that worked extra hard on Sunday, to secure one of this country’s political parties from a Political Take Over. It was no easy task, and only through teamwork, and determination were they able to succeed. Thanks to all of the party leaders who stepped up, and helped protect this country. And a special thank you to Firo Prochainezo, who came up clutch for the nation yesterday. Firo has what is probably the most thankless job in the entire country, but he is an incredibly valuable asset to the community, and we are glad to have him.



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Israel Stevens
Secretary of Media






1991