[WAR] Sweden liberates Denmark
Day 1,116, 04:20
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by Valnad
Today, I have declared war against our neighbors and friends in Denmark. But it is not them we are fighting in this conflict. In fact, we are actually on their side!
Throughout the years, our Danish brothers and sisters have had to fend off several PTO attempts. However, they have now been betrayed by the very people who had promised to help them against the former Serbian PTO: an eCroatian group of opportunists.
Say what?
During the weeks leading up to the latest president election 5/12 in eDenmark, the notorious badass HrBjorn had been decided through a democratic vote on their forum to succeed their previous president, Hurkancs, who ironically came to DK from eCroatia last summer.
eDenmark would once again be ruled by a danish president. Things were looking good across the Öresund. Then, suddenly, multis started appearing everywhere in the streets. Mindless zombie drones who had no will or brain of their own. Their purpose? To interfere in the politics and President election.
eSweden and eCroatia are allies - where does this leave us?
I have spoken to the Croatian President and he has explained their point of view, while I have explained ours. We do not judge. We do not care whatever the reasons for this PTO are. We are only here to liberate eDenmark from foreign occupation, regardless of which country these opressors originates from.
This will not have any affect on the relations between Croatia and Sweden, since this does not concern our Croatian allies. Some of their countrymen decided to start up business elsewhere and a conflict within that group lead up to an election in which the true citizens of Denmark suffered a loss of power.
Not only are the real Danes our friends, it is also the fact that their country borders to ours. This is Scandinavian turf. We will not tolerate any PTO attempts in any countries that we are closely allied with.
Tonight, tanks and soldiers from The Swedish Armed Forces will roll across the bridge across Øresund and secure a perimiter around København.
HrBjorn and his awesome danes will stand right next to the homoswedes and together we will form a Homonavian alliance.
Med HrBjorns hjælp, folkets kærlighed og Homonavias styrke!
Yours Sincerely,
Valnad
President of eSweden
Consumer of eDanish beer
... and proud homoswede.
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Long live Homonavia!
ge folket pølse och Smørrebrød och låt oss skölja ner det med Carlsberg och Gammel Dansk
We ask the current inhabitants of Denmark, regardless of their origin, not to fight *against* Sweden. You'll only waste damage needed elsewhere, as in against Serbia and Hungary, and Sweden will waste more money also needed elsewhere. Don't make it hard for everyone.
MoFA of ePoland
VOTE!
What the polish gal said.
I love you croatians but I must save Grev Per!! Vote
Carlsberg doesn't write war declarations,
but if they did they would probably be the best war declarations in the world.
Lets go!
Approved by Partiet.
Lets go to the tivoli!!
"Homonavia"... Best name ever!
Utredning av detta PTO är klar och det ser ut som att det är några förvirrade kroater som köpt biljett till fel land.
Dock är eSverige inte sena med att tillrätta visa dem.
//ePolisen
o7
Vi har särskilda, avkopplande övningar i vårt utbud just nu som säkerligen skulle falla kuppmakarna i smaket...
CHOP CHOP
Dags att skaffa lite mat! 🙂
Voted!!!
Vi ska befria dom!
Och med Befria menar jag självklart ockupation och exploitering.
Welcome 🙂
V FOR VALNAD! Vote och sub sedan länge!
Another mission for the Danish Humanitarians.
Don't be ashamed, Homo-Swedes, we now will be in marriage, and therefore cure your sons and daughters of the Homo-swedishness, Plus, your media will get cool too.
Also we plan to open severl eDanish churches in eSweden so you too can see the light!
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I am ashamed and sorry what Danes feel now about Croatians, I don't think any of us think bad about Denmark, so please don't judge all of us based on acts of few individuals, they chose to have fun in wrong way in wrong place, it is sad to disturb relations, to spoil it in a second while they were built so long and in so good atmosphere... Good luck Denmark.
I approve of this.
@nexus2012
I don't think any of us blame Croatians in general, especially since we had a bunch of nice ones helping us before the others came 🙂
nexus2012, you should not worry too much. People who have honest intentions and play the game fair are always welcome in both Denmark and Sweden. I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say so. But a chain can never be stronger than its weakest link. These individuals you speak of have done nothing but harm to both Denmark and Croatia (due to the fact that they put a spotlight on the tolerance of bots and cheaters as long as they are on "the right side").
I will never respect a cheater. When we find them here, we get them banned. I wish that was the same regardless of where you went in the eWorld, but sadly... it is not. These are the consequences we have to pay for such a high tolerance policy.
HI DANES!!!!
HI INFORMANTEN!!!!