(RUSSIA) Message From Canada Regarding an Honorable Surrender

Day 623, 15:44 Published in Russia Canada by Augustus Baldwin


To: PEACE GC
From: Canada
Re: Your Inquiries Regarding The Possibility of an Honorable Surrender

Dear Members of PEACE,

We have received your messages regarding the negotiation of an honorable surrender. I must admit that we are eager to see an end to the current hostilities between PEACE and Canada. There has been a great ongoing national debate on the matter, and we have spent many sleepless nights considering the current situation facing Canada. We have weighed the costs against the benefits, and finally believe we have reached a national consensus on the matter.

Unfortunately we haven’t the proper facilities to take you all prisoner. Sorry. We’d like to, but we can’t accept your surrender.

Was there anything else?

Sincerely,

Canada