[MoFA] Close but no Cigar
Day 799, 19:58
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by GLaDOS
Dear citizens of the rowdy upstart colonies that call themselves a coalition of United States,
I would like to congratulate you and your president on finally gathering up the courage after months upon months of posturing to finally attack the United Kingdom, but I regret that I must inform you and what you call your "president" of some terrible news.
You see, you attacked us in a non original region, that already has a resistance war and a polish attack occurring. you region swapped with your Spanish allies, wasting more and more gold,when you could have just attacked us in the province of wales or the South West of England.
So, by all means, I encourage you to spend your money on a battle that wont matter, as most likely by the time your battle would have closed, the region that your brilliant strategists decided to attack will be under the ownership of a different country.
see you in Washington DC!
(picture completely historical and in no way meant to offend anyone)
-GLaDOS
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pip pip tally ho and all that
lol.. you are amusing, I'll give you that
UK has some regions of its own.
You completely missed all of them.
jolly good show lad
EDEN failed once again, I'm afraid.
PHOENIXMAXXX
They push the button, no one cares!
cry moar
I regret to inform the now dead English Empire that they forget that we kicked your asses in RL in the revolution and we can sure as hell do it again here. Sorry that we lead to the demise of your "great" empire but I think we've done a better job with the place than you ever have.
>huckabee avatar
lol'd
RL has no place here!
Retribution is going to be wonderful, won't it GLaDOS?
Glados what happened to that article about Ireland
oh lawd, longbaugh, is there no one you won't bootlick? >_>
Maybe GLaDOS should get his own television show to cry more... like Mike Huckabee.
Longbaugh is the guy that shows up wherever there's free food.
@ Eugene Harlot
If poker is unbanned, who's boots will you lick to reverse it?
Chris Murphy, I love screwing with the Brits, but that was just dumb. Leave RL out of it.
GLaDOS Troll Win +1
cheerio
I like poker. I hope he wasn't involved in anything illegal in the game. He's a cool guy and you could learn alot from him
Christopher Murphy, bring it. It will be a great fight, once you learn to aim, of course.
Dave Covnant has Belgian citizenship because EDEN is a PTO'ing imperialist machine with no regard for it's own idelistic declarations.
I like durruti and larante, they are pretty cool, you can learn from them
Eugene,
Fact: Longbaugh will lick whatever (boot) is presented 😉
caught me... I AM THE ALL POWERFUL PTOer.
@ Eugene Harlot
According to his profile page, he was. And, I learned much from him when I was in Indonesia. He was also a subscribing fan of my newspaper.
@ Donovan Thomas
My entire existence on eRepublik has been without even the slightest bootlicking. It's precisely why people like you think I have no loyalties.
Tell me more about licking boots, Theocrat.
Ooooh!!!! Got me! Longbaugh r so smart!!!!]
I baugh in your presence!!!!
Get it? Baugh? Like, you know... oh forget it.
You're the best, what was I thinking?
Well, you cannot blame them for at least trying. Must have been some kind of misguided precision strike, or maybe someone just wants to mess with France. Let's just hope their foray didn't empty their pockets.
haha I love your sense of humor 😃
Long live the Queen!
Gladdos, at least they are trying. Maybe in another 6 months, they will get it right🙂
vote!!
nice article
See you in Washington DC 😉
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/on-the-up-side-d-1173115/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/on-t[..]/1/20 EPIC...eUSA cannot into eUK ;_;
Christopher Murphy 17 hours ago
I regret to inform the now dead English Empire that they forget that we kicked your asses in RL in the revolution and we can sure as hell do it again here. Sorry that we lead to the demise of your "great" empire but I think we've done a better job with the place than you ever have.
Ofc you won...then your whole country was made up from crminals and everyone else kicked out of England.
You should be proud that your country was made by criminals and terorist...the same thing your current goverment is fighting wars all over the world....funny thing how in the name of liberty they enslave,destroy and exploit other countries.
As they say what goes around comes around...
The fact that people are bringing in real life issues and events is bad enough. But then going and getting their facts completely wrong is just embarrassing.
Pro tip: It was called the British Empire.
"country made up of criminals"
You must be confusing the United States with Australia.
Close though. except not. At all.
@ Cranmer
Other than the part about criminals, Xishko is dead-on. Though, I don't agree with bringing RL politics into the game. It's only done by newer players anyway.
@ Longbaugh
If you say you don't agree with bringing RL politics in game, why do you do it? I suppose anti-Americanism is fair game huh?
Ah Glados, never change, even in the face of the horrifying certainty that eUSA is about to REIGN DOWN ON YOU LIKE THE HEAVENS CRUMBLING IN THE APOCALYPSE!!!
See ya then!
Yeah when you learn to aim.Tip keep at least keep one eye open when you are aiming at the map with a pin.
@longbaugh, you're being a stupid again.
UK is delusional, they have such a low population and are so weak, you will never accomplish anything.
All you've been doing is struggling against Sweden the past months in Denmark