[MoC] PTO Threat: The Big Bang Theory Party

Day 946, 14:35 Published in Singapore Singapore by eSingapore MoC

My fellow eSingaporeans,

You have probably read in many articles released by other affluent citizens that there is concern about a new party in Singapore: The Big Bang Theory party (TBBT). I could reiterate what they are saying, but why should you settle for secondhand news when you can read it yourself?

Logan Dunleavy recognizes the PTO. As he has stated, an ATO is currently being organized. Official orders will be communicated on Election Day to list the ATO candidates. It is imperative that you vote for them!

How about something interesting? Cannon Ball McGee, Logan Dunleavy's opponent in the recent Party President elections, provided his own analysis of the situation and why he thinks that TBBT party is a PTO party. If that weren't entertaining enough, Sheldon Lee Cooper, leader of TBBT party, issued a response! Established eSingaporeans ripped him up in the comments and only further proved that he is a PTOer.

So, what's the big deal with these PTOs? If you don't know, PTO stands for "Political Take-Over." What happens is that foreign nationals will enter the country in large numbers and gain a majority of congress seats. What makes it a big problem is that if they win a majority, they can raise taxes to 99% to cripple our economy, approve citizenship requests of their friends to solidify their position in the government, raid the treasury, and also impeach the president and replace him with their own citizen. Because eSingapore is such a small nation, it does not take many invaders to successfully overthrow a government.

TBBT currently has 7 members set up to run for Congress. We must not let them win!

American Border Collie
Minister of Communications